Counting the hours 'til the Dominican Republic.
39 more hours. Punta Cana, here we come!
Friday, May 27, 2005
Monday, May 23, 2005
We didn't even get to see the new "Star Wars III — Revenge of the Sith" this weekend, because of course it was sold out literally seven hours ahead of time. But that's OK, because we wanted to see "Kicking and Screaming" anyway. But I still got my picture taken with Darth Vader and a Storm Trooper! He was a very nice Darth Vader, but I tried not to look at him too much, because that mask is scary. And I've always been afraid of Storm Troopers, and even though this one was trying to shoot me, he was still shorter than me, so I wasn't too frightened.
Wednesday, May 18, 2005
Brit and K-Fed's new disaster was so horrendous, even I, the queen of trashy reality TV, didn't like it. And I love Mrs. Federline. Or maybe I should say loved. Don't get me wrong, her hits will still find a home on my iPod Shuffle, but this "Chaotic" crap is a nightmare. Just go read my column tomorrow and witness the Britney bashing. I didn't want to do it, but Ms. Cheetos leaves me no choice.
Monday, May 16, 2005
OK, things were going good for a while on the aquatic front, but something fishy is going on...
STRIPES, APPROXIMATELY TWO MONTHS, DIES IN HIS STAMFORD HOME
Stripes in the goldfish, a Stamford resident, died last week at his Springdale home. He was approximately two months old.
Stripes died in the bedroom fish tank with O.J. by his side.
The exact cause of death is unknown. The family could not be reached for comment.
Stripes was medium-sized, and white with dark orange stripes. He was a super happy, swimmy fish, who liked to eat and play with his buddy, O.J. He was purchased at the Fish Bowl store in Springdale.
Stripes is survived by bedroom tank mate O.J., and Fatty of the living room fish tank.
In lieu of flowers, I'd like to know what the hell is going on with the all the fish deaths in Igor's house because this is getting ridiculous.
STRIPES, APPROXIMATELY TWO MONTHS, DIES IN HIS STAMFORD HOME
Stripes in the goldfish, a Stamford resident, died last week at his Springdale home. He was approximately two months old.
Stripes died in the bedroom fish tank with O.J. by his side.
The exact cause of death is unknown. The family could not be reached for comment.
Stripes was medium-sized, and white with dark orange stripes. He was a super happy, swimmy fish, who liked to eat and play with his buddy, O.J. He was purchased at the Fish Bowl store in Springdale.
Stripes is survived by bedroom tank mate O.J., and Fatty of the living room fish tank.
In lieu of flowers, I'd like to know what the hell is going on with the all the fish deaths in Igor's house because this is getting ridiculous.
Friday, May 13, 2005
CASPER, APPROXIMATELY FIVE MONTHS, DIES IN HIS STAMFORD HOME
Casper "Sharky" the golfish, a Stamford resident, died last week at his Springdale home. He was approximately five months old.
Casper died in the living room fish tank with Fatty by his side.
The exact cause of death is unknown, however the family speculates it's because his caretakers went on vacation to Mexico. While Casper was lovingly cared for during the week his owners were away, he perished mere hours before they were due to arrive home the afternoon of May 7. In the past, fish have died while the owners were away.
Casper was known as the tank master. He suffered a brief illness (whitening of the fins) in March around the time of tank mate Tele's death.
Casper was a skittish fish, and was known to swim around the tank in a sharklike-fashion, hence the nickname "Sharky." He was large, and white with orange spots and an orange brainy growth. He was purchased at the Fish Bowl store in Springdale.
Casper is survived by living room tank mate Fatty, and bedroom goldfish Stripes and O.J.
In lieu of flowers, the family asks that all pet owners leave their pets in good hands when they go on vacation.
Casper "Sharky" the golfish, a Stamford resident, died last week at his Springdale home. He was approximately five months old.
Casper died in the living room fish tank with Fatty by his side.
The exact cause of death is unknown, however the family speculates it's because his caretakers went on vacation to Mexico. While Casper was lovingly cared for during the week his owners were away, he perished mere hours before they were due to arrive home the afternoon of May 7. In the past, fish have died while the owners were away.
Casper was known as the tank master. He suffered a brief illness (whitening of the fins) in March around the time of tank mate Tele's death.
Casper was a skittish fish, and was known to swim around the tank in a sharklike-fashion, hence the nickname "Sharky." He was large, and white with orange spots and an orange brainy growth. He was purchased at the Fish Bowl store in Springdale.
Casper is survived by living room tank mate Fatty, and bedroom goldfish Stripes and O.J.
In lieu of flowers, the family asks that all pet owners leave their pets in good hands when they go on vacation.
Tuesday, May 03, 2005
BIG thanks to Laura for informing me that this blessed site is back. (I know, I'm a terrible person for calling it "blessed." But it's just so good.)
