OK, things were going good for a while on the aquatic front, but something fishy is going on...

STRIPES, APPROXIMATELY TWO MONTHS, DIES IN HIS STAMFORD HOME
Stripes in the goldfish, a Stamford resident, died last week at his Springdale home. He was approximately two months old.
Stripes died in the bedroom fish tank with O.J. by his side.
The exact cause of death is unknown. The family could not be reached for comment.
Stripes was medium-sized, and white with dark orange stripes. He was a super happy, swimmy fish, who liked to eat and play with his buddy, O.J. He was purchased at the Fish Bowl store in Springdale.
Stripes is survived by bedroom tank mate O.J., and Fatty of the living room fish tank.
In lieu of flowers, I'd like to know what the hell is going on with the all the fish deaths in Igor's house because this is getting ridiculous.