OK, so I still haven't posted Miami pictures. In fact, I haven't even taken them off of Igor's laptop yet. I promise they'll come sooner or later.
December is so busy.
And oh, another fishy died. Evy, you gotta help me redesign this blog into two things: "Big Trouble" and the "Big Fish Bowl in the Sky." This is getting out of hand.
THE BRAIN, APPROXIMATELY SIX MONTHS, DIES IN HIS STAMFORD HOME
The Brain the goldfish, a Stamford resident, died last week at his Springdale home with his so-called trusty best friend, Pinky, by his side. The Brain was approximately four to six months old.
The Brain died in the big fish tank in the living room. He was reported missing one night last week. No family members knew of The Brain's whereabouts until a family friend (that would be me) found The Brain dead, wedged behind an artificial rock.
The exact cause of death is unknown, however the family speculates Pinky was the mastermind of the fish tank this whole time, and he is behind The Brain's untimely death.
The Brain, who was orange and had somewhat of a brainy head, was likely purchased at the Fish Bowl store in Springdale.
He is survived by Pinky, who has since been relocated to the small, plantless fish tank in the bedroom to live alone. (This tank was the former home of the nameless goldfish who died a week earlier. See the Dec. 8 entry below.)
He is predeceased by the nameless goldfish; and former tankmates, Whitey and Blackie the goldfish.
Burial was private in the hallway bathroom. During the ceremony, Igor said, "His brain looks like Jell-O."
The large, living room fish tank is now occupied by two new, large goldfish — Tele (short for "Telescope" because this black and orange fish has big, bulging eyes), and Casper (another white, orange-brained goldfish who likes to hide in the corner).
In lieu of flowers, the family asks that your thoughts and prayers be with Pinky and The Brain.
Wednesday, December 22, 2004
Thursday, December 16, 2004
Oh man! A week ago I was on a flight to Miami, and now I'm here and it's been below freezing for almost two days now! Oh, you don't want to hear me complain, because most likely you're in the cold with me, too. But it's all good, because a week from now it'll be Dec. 23 and almost Christmas. I have almost all my shopping done, and I've even started wrapping (my favorite part). Then comes baking. And my jetset brother will be in America on Monday (pending the predicted snow). Woohoo!
I will upload Miami photos soon, I promise. Check back soon.
I will upload Miami photos soon, I promise. Check back soon.
Wednesday, December 08, 2004
T-minus 21 hours and we'll be in South Beach, with this list in hand:
Things to do in Miami:
1. Lay on the beach.
2. Salsa y merengue.
3. Eat Cuban sandwiches.
4. Drink mojitos at the Delano.
5. Get a sunburn.
6. Swim.
7. Go star-searching at the Sagamore.
8. Eat at Emeril's.
9. Wear bright colors in the middle of December.
10. Find JLo.
11. Hablo espanol.
12. More beach.
13. More mojitos.
14. Shop on Lincoln Road.
15. Sing "Feliz Cumpleaños a mi," on the beach, of course.
Viva la Miami! (Gracias a Igor!)
Y viva mi cumpleanos!
**********
This is getting ridiculous...
NAMELESS GOLDFISH, AGE UNKNOWN, DIES IN HIS STAMFORD HOME
A nameless white and orange goldfish, a Stamford resident, died recently at his (her?) Springdale home. Time, date and cause of death are unknown.
The fish lived alone in a plantless and rockless fish tank in Igor's parents' bedroom. The fish, who had somewhat of a orangey-colored brainy head, was likely purchased at the Fish Bowl store in Springdale.
He is survived by Pinky and The Brain, two larger, more dominant goldfish who live in the big tank in the living room.
The family speculates that Pinky and The Brain, known as the evil masterminds of the living room fishtank, sent their menacing vibes over to the nameless goldfish in the bedroom, causing his death. It is thought that Pinky and The Brain may have caused the previous deaths of former tankmates Whitey and Blackie the goldfish.
Funeral and wake information are unknown.
In lieu of flowers, this goldfish lover requests that your thoughts and prayers be with the nameless goldfish, and all the other nameless fish in need of some fishy love and attention.
Things to do in Miami:
1. Lay on the beach.
2. Salsa y merengue.
3. Eat Cuban sandwiches.
4. Drink mojitos at the Delano.
5. Get a sunburn.
6. Swim.
7. Go star-searching at the Sagamore.
8. Eat at Emeril's.
9. Wear bright colors in the middle of December.
10. Find JLo.
11. Hablo espanol.
12. More beach.
13. More mojitos.
14. Shop on Lincoln Road.
15. Sing "Feliz Cumpleaños a mi," on the beach, of course.
Viva la Miami! (Gracias a Igor!)
Y viva mi cumpleanos!
**********
This is getting ridiculous...
NAMELESS GOLDFISH, AGE UNKNOWN, DIES IN HIS STAMFORD HOME
A nameless white and orange goldfish, a Stamford resident, died recently at his (her?) Springdale home. Time, date and cause of death are unknown.
The fish lived alone in a plantless and rockless fish tank in Igor's parents' bedroom. The fish, who had somewhat of a orangey-colored brainy head, was likely purchased at the Fish Bowl store in Springdale.
He is survived by Pinky and The Brain, two larger, more dominant goldfish who live in the big tank in the living room.
The family speculates that Pinky and The Brain, known as the evil masterminds of the living room fishtank, sent their menacing vibes over to the nameless goldfish in the bedroom, causing his death. It is thought that Pinky and The Brain may have caused the previous deaths of former tankmates Whitey and Blackie the goldfish.
Funeral and wake information are unknown.
In lieu of flowers, this goldfish lover requests that your thoughts and prayers be with the nameless goldfish, and all the other nameless fish in need of some fishy love and attention.
Friday, December 03, 2004
How sad! My blog is starting to turn into the obituary page for fishies...
ARMAND AND BEATRICE, 4 MONTHS, DIE IN THEIR COVENTRY HOME
Armand the Platy and his beloved lover, Beatrice the Platy, Coventry residents, died early Sunday morning, Nov. 28, at home with their son by their side. They were approximately four months old.
They died peacefully in their seven-gallon, tropical community aquarium in the home of their dedicated owners, Evelyn and Mike. The exact cause of death is not known; however, the family speculates they died because of their recent struggles with poor water chemistry.
"We read that fish who live through those conditions don't last long," Evelyn says.
The couple was purchased in August from PETsMART in Manchester. Armand was a red and black Platy; Beatrice was a yellow Platy.
They are survived by their beloved young son, Armand Junior (A.J.), who, according to family, "is the spitting image of his father." They are also survived by tankmates: Guppy, Anderson Cooper; Golden Algae Eater, Goldie; and two unnamed Guppies. These tankmates were never subject to poor water chemistry conditions, and the family reports they are doing fine.
Armand and Beatrice spent their last few nights enjoying the company of many human friends at a lovely holiday party thrown by their owners on Nov. 26.
"It is sweet, though, that Armand and Bea departed together, as the lovers they were. We are so grateful that their one offspring will survive in their memory," Eveyln says.
In leiu of flowers, may your thoughts and prayers be with A.J.
ARMAND AND BEATRICE, 4 MONTHS, DIE IN THEIR COVENTRY HOME
Armand the Platy and his beloved lover, Beatrice the Platy, Coventry residents, died early Sunday morning, Nov. 28, at home with their son by their side. They were approximately four months old.
They died peacefully in their seven-gallon, tropical community aquarium in the home of their dedicated owners, Evelyn and Mike. The exact cause of death is not known; however, the family speculates they died because of their recent struggles with poor water chemistry.
"We read that fish who live through those conditions don't last long," Evelyn says.
The couple was purchased in August from PETsMART in Manchester. Armand was a red and black Platy; Beatrice was a yellow Platy.
They are survived by their beloved young son, Armand Junior (A.J.), who, according to family, "is the spitting image of his father." They are also survived by tankmates: Guppy, Anderson Cooper; Golden Algae Eater, Goldie; and two unnamed Guppies. These tankmates were never subject to poor water chemistry conditions, and the family reports they are doing fine.
Armand and Beatrice spent their last few nights enjoying the company of many human friends at a lovely holiday party thrown by their owners on Nov. 26.
"It is sweet, though, that Armand and Bea departed together, as the lovers they were. We are so grateful that their one offspring will survive in their memory," Eveyln says.
In leiu of flowers, may your thoughts and prayers be with A.J.
Wednesday, November 17, 2004
HEATH, 2 7/8, DIES IN HIS SHELTON HOME
Heath the betta (Japanese Fighting Fish), a Shelton resident, died early Sunday morning, Nov. 14, at home. He was 2 7/8.
He died peacefully of natural causes in his vase on the kitchen table, according to family. Born in 2001, Heath was named after actor Heath Ledger by Kara and Bunny one night while watching "10 Things I Hate About You." He grew up in Westport and moved to Shelton at age 1. He was a beautiful shade of reddish purple. He enjoyed eating and attacking his crushed betta pellets, and watching his family eat meals at the kitchen table.
He is survived by his beloved dog friend, Ruffles.
He was predeceased by his friends, Pasqualli the goldfishes. He was also predeceased by his lady friend, Penelope the goldfish; and his predecessor, Leon the betta.
A wake was held Sunday morning in the kitchen of Heath's home. His family is said to have breakfast with him one last time. Burial was private in Grandma's bathroom Sunday afternoon.
In lieu of flowers, the family requests your thoughts and prayers be with Heath and another beloved person who departed last weekend — Ol' Dirty Bastard.
Heath the betta (Japanese Fighting Fish), a Shelton resident, died early Sunday morning, Nov. 14, at home. He was 2 7/8.
He died peacefully of natural causes in his vase on the kitchen table, according to family. Born in 2001, Heath was named after actor Heath Ledger by Kara and Bunny one night while watching "10 Things I Hate About You." He grew up in Westport and moved to Shelton at age 1. He was a beautiful shade of reddish purple. He enjoyed eating and attacking his crushed betta pellets, and watching his family eat meals at the kitchen table.
He is survived by his beloved dog friend, Ruffles.
He was predeceased by his friends, Pasqualli the goldfishes. He was also predeceased by his lady friend, Penelope the goldfish; and his predecessor, Leon the betta.
A wake was held Sunday morning in the kitchen of Heath's home. His family is said to have breakfast with him one last time. Burial was private in Grandma's bathroom Sunday afternoon.
In lieu of flowers, the family requests your thoughts and prayers be with Heath and another beloved person who departed last weekend — Ol' Dirty Bastard.
Friday, November 05, 2004
This morning as I drove to work it was really, really windy. The leaves were coming down like snow. This makes me incredibly sad because I hate this awful almost-end-of-fall time of year. The trees become bare, it gets dark at 4:45 p.m., we already had our first overnight frost, the snow tires go on next week and damn, it's getting cold. (Nevermind the fact that our country is doomed for the next four years. That's beside the point, right?)
I miss the summer, yet I'm ready for the winter to just start already so it can be done and over. Or at least fast-forward to Thanksgiving.
November just drags.
It's only the 5th?!
Today I realized it's that awful time of year for another reason: Scorpio. Look back to last year's and the year before's posts around this time. I'm in my crankerina crappy fall mood, where the world is against me and I'm too spent to fight.
I refuse to let past failures get me down. This fall will be different. And right now I vow to seek the good things about the impending cold weather. Let's make a list, shall we? Feel free to add on.
• I get to try out my new all-wheel drive in the snow. Bring on the donuts!
• My birthday is coming up, which hopefully means a trip to Miami is in the future.
• College basketball.
• Faux fur winter coats are fabulous.
• Fireplaces are good, too.
• So are down comforters.
• Who doesn't like Santa?
• And pumpkin pie?
And remember, Nov. 22, when the sun reaches Sagittarius, is just a mere 17 days away. That's when the world returns to better-than-normal circumstances.
I miss the summer, yet I'm ready for the winter to just start already so it can be done and over. Or at least fast-forward to Thanksgiving.
November just drags.
It's only the 5th?!
Today I realized it's that awful time of year for another reason: Scorpio. Look back to last year's and the year before's posts around this time. I'm in my crankerina crappy fall mood, where the world is against me and I'm too spent to fight.
I refuse to let past failures get me down. This fall will be different. And right now I vow to seek the good things about the impending cold weather. Let's make a list, shall we? Feel free to add on.
• I get to try out my new all-wheel drive in the snow. Bring on the donuts!
• My birthday is coming up, which hopefully means a trip to Miami is in the future.
• College basketball.
• Faux fur winter coats are fabulous.
• Fireplaces are good, too.
• So are down comforters.
• Who doesn't like Santa?
• And pumpkin pie?
And remember, Nov. 22, when the sun reaches Sagittarius, is just a mere 17 days away. That's when the world returns to better-than-normal circumstances.
Blogger has been so slow lately, this is the first time I've been able to log on since Tuesday. I guess everyone is blogging about how they want to move to Canada. Personally, I'm thinking somewhere in the Caribbean would be better. I'm not so into cold weather sports, and I've always wanted to open a beach bar. Who's with me?
Friday, October 29, 2004
Thursday, October 21, 2004
I just realized I've been home for a week and I still hadn't written anything here. I've been so busy! There's not enough time for everything: work, sleep, the boyfriend, e-mails, friends, family and definitely keeping der Teufel clean. I spend too much time at work, stuck in traffic, or in front of the TiVo.
But I am not complaining. I could be bored. But I do need another vacation. And more people time. And maybe someone to organize my life. Oh well, at least my TV-watching is organized.
Here are pictures of Vegas with the fam.
But I am not complaining. I could be bored. But I do need another vacation. And more people time. And maybe someone to organize my life. Oh well, at least my TV-watching is organized.
Here are pictures of Vegas with the fam.
Thursday, October 07, 2004
Sunday, October 03, 2004
Oh boy! A week from now I will be at N9NE at The Palms. partying it up with my family for my parents' 40th wedding anniversary.
I still haven't figured out how this whole Vegas with the parents is going to work out, but my brother will be there (yes, all the way from Hungary!), and that is going to be excellent. He's a Sin City virgin. We're going to have so much fun!
p.s. Happy Rocktober!
I still haven't figured out how this whole Vegas with the parents is going to work out, but my brother will be there (yes, all the way from Hungary!), and that is going to be excellent. He's a Sin City virgin. We're going to have so much fun!
p.s. Happy Rocktober!
Wednesday, September 22, 2004
Tuesday, September 21, 2004
I'm happy that at least one of the Vegas kids keeps her blog updated. Yay for Beth! I check it everyday and try to keep up with her happenings out in Sin City.
p.s.: I will be there in 17 days!
p.s.: I will be there in 17 days!
Monday, September 20, 2004
YEAH!
36 more days 'til "Viva la Bam" Season One is out on DVD. If you're smart, you'll preorder now.
36 more days 'til "Viva la Bam" Season One is out on DVD. If you're smart, you'll preorder now.
Wednesday, September 15, 2004
To add to the CRANK...
Igor and I got tickets today:
Go read about it, I posted it on vwvortex.com.
Not bad, I had a nine-year clean record until today when I followed my Speed Racer boyfriend onto an illegal road in Pound Ridge, N.Y., and got snagged. Damn KGB, they'll get ya in trouble every time.
I will contest it, and I will WIN! Muahahahahaha!
Jerks.
Igor and I got tickets today:
Go read about it, I posted it on vwvortex.com.
Not bad, I had a nine-year clean record until today when I followed my Speed Racer boyfriend onto an illegal road in Pound Ridge, N.Y., and got snagged. Damn KGB, they'll get ya in trouble every time.
I will contest it, and I will WIN! Muahahahahaha!
Jerks.
The new lingo around here...
CRANK WATCH
A forecast issued well in advance of a severe crankiness to alert the public of the possibility of a particular hazard, such as snottiness, unruly behavior, fits and tantrums, outbursts, or a bad attitude.
CRANK WARNING
A forecast issued when severe crankiness has developed, is already occurring and reported, or is detected on radar. Warnings state a particular hazard or imminent danger, such as snottiness, unruly behavior, fits and tantrums, outbursts, or a bad attitude, etc.
Right now I am on a code red CRANK WATCH. But I feel a code yellow CRANK WARNING might be in the forecast. Stay tuned.
•
Also, this morning I saw a brilliant bumper sticker:
"My dachshund is smarter than your honor roll student."
CRANK WATCH
A forecast issued well in advance of a severe crankiness to alert the public of the possibility of a particular hazard, such as snottiness, unruly behavior, fits and tantrums, outbursts, or a bad attitude.
CRANK WARNING
A forecast issued when severe crankiness has developed, is already occurring and reported, or is detected on radar. Warnings state a particular hazard or imminent danger, such as snottiness, unruly behavior, fits and tantrums, outbursts, or a bad attitude, etc.
Right now I am on a code red CRANK WATCH. But I feel a code yellow CRANK WARNING might be in the forecast. Stay tuned.
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Also, this morning I saw a brilliant bumper sticker:
"My dachshund is smarter than your honor roll student."
Sunday, September 12, 2004
Ibiza, anyone? Wednesday?
Maybe Austria on Friday?
Even Malaysia in the beginning of October would be fine...
http://www.bennybenassi.com/tour.htm
You let me know.
Come on, look how cute and Italian he is!
http://www.bennybenassi.com/gallery.htm
Maybe Austria on Friday?
Even Malaysia in the beginning of October would be fine...
http://www.bennybenassi.com/tour.htm
You let me know.
Come on, look how cute and Italian he is!
http://www.bennybenassi.com/gallery.htm
Friday, September 03, 2004
It's Labor Day weekend so it's time to party
But I fear I'll end up old and farty
I can't possibly spend the weekend with the Tivo
That wouldn't be very neato
The end of summer is near
Now go drink beer
And have a happy Labor Day
So come on over and play
That's my rhymey rhyme asking you all what you're doing this weekend, because if anyone wants to come have mojitos on the deck, I'm free! Email me.
Now here's a good Vegas picture to motivate you to have a nice, boozy, last unofficial weekend of the summer:
But I fear I'll end up old and farty
I can't possibly spend the weekend with the Tivo
That wouldn't be very neato
The end of summer is near
Now go drink beer
And have a happy Labor Day
So come on over and play
That's my rhymey rhyme asking you all what you're doing this weekend, because if anyone wants to come have mojitos on the deck, I'm free! Email me.
Now here's a good Vegas picture to motivate you to have a nice, boozy, last unofficial weekend of the summer:
Thursday, September 02, 2004
Thank you, Miss Evelyn!
1. Your name spelled backwards. Arak. (Not to be confused with Iraq. Weird.)
2. Where were your parents born? Scranton, Penn.
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? Probably the Norton Antivirus Update.
4. What’s your favorite restaurant? I like Tengda in Westport.
5. Last time you swam in a pool? In Vegas at Treasure Island about two weeks ago.
6. Have you ever been in a school play? I did that summer theater camp with Bunny before I even knew her when we were like 10. We made T-shirts with beads and fringe.
7. How many kids do you want? Let's say two. And a couple of dogs.
8. Type of music you dislike most? Country.
9. Are you registered to vote? Yes.
10. Do you have cable? Yes, but nothing terribly fancy. I have enough to watch, er TiVo, on major networks and cable.
11. Have you ever ridden on a moped? No.
12. Ever prank call anybody? Yes. Do kids still do that now that everyone has caller id?
13. Ever get a parking ticket? Maybe at UConn.
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? Not unless I had to do it on reality TV.
15. Farthest place you ever traveled. Hungary.
16. Do you have a garden? I have a cilantro plant.
17. What’s your favorite comic strip? Mutts.
18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? I think I can garble them out.
19. Bath or Shower, morning or night? Shower, morning and sometimes night. I wish I took baths.
20. Best movie you’ve seen in the past month? Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen.
21. Favorite pizza topping? Bacon.
22. Chips or popcorn? Dr. Atkins says no!
23. What color lipstick do you usually wear? Remember when I used to wear Chanel Vamp? How did I afford $20 lipstick in college? Now I stick with Chapstick Natural.
24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? That's crazy!
25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? Do car shows count? Haha, no.
26. Orange Juice or apple? Orange, but I don't really drink it much because it's loaded with sugar.
27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine? Sennen. I took my parents out for Japanese food to expand their horizons.
28. Favorite type chocolate bar? Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
29. When was the last time you voted at the polls? Probably for mayor of Shelton. (Last year?)
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? Last week. We have a plant on the deck.
31. Have you ever won a trophy? I think plaques, but not actualy trophies.
32. Are you a good cook? I think so.
33. Do you know how to pump your own gas? Nobody pumps gas into Teufel but me. Unless we're in New Jersey where I can't, in which case I watch the gas boy like a hawk so he doesn't scratch my car.
34. Ever order an article from an infomercial? I don't think so, but I've definitely bought plenty off QVC.
35. Sprite or 7-up? Diet either.
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? No.
37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy? Sugar free candy.
38. Ever throw up in public? Oh probably. Does two weeks ago in the car at Hoover Dam count?
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love? Love.
40. Do you believe in love at first sight? I believe in "wow, he's cute" at first sight.
41. Ever call a 1-900 number? No.
42. Can exs be friends? Sure, but that doesn't really work with me.
43. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? My dad when he had open heart surgery a few years ago, I think.
44. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby? Bald and fat and all dat!
45. What message is on your answering machine? My dad saying, "Hi. We can't come to the phone right now. Please leave a message after the beep. Thank you." It always picks up too early.
46. What's your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character? She's not a regular, but it's Caitlin, the terribly dweeby little girl played by Amy Poehler. Caitlin is having her first sleepover and Becky Baccarack (played by Lindsay Lohan), the most popular girl in school, is coming over and Caitlin's stepdad Rick (played by Horatio Sanz) is cramping her style. The girls end up singing, dancing, gossiping, telling secrets and harassing Rick all night. Caitlin likes to say Rick's name over and over. Bunny and I first really got into this skit around the time Megan got her new kitty and we started calling the kitty Rick. And it's stuck, for the most part. Rick! Rick! Rick!
47. What was the name of your first pet? Snowflake. She was a white bunny. I'm not going to tell you how she died because it will make both of us cry.
48. What is in your purse? Get ready... Wallet, checkbook, cigs, Chiclets Citrus Samba gum, Carefree Koolerz citrus gum, one of Igor's waiter notebooks, two pens, cupons for Bath & Body Works and New York & Company, nail file, Excedrin, three different lip products, $1 chips from the Palms, New York New York and the Venetian casinos, a room card key for Treasure Island, sugar free Lifesavers, three tampons and an amber ring. And I swear my purse is small.
49. Favorite thing to do before bedtime? Watch TiVo and talk to Igor.
50. What is one thing you are grateful for today? I am grateful for the people I love and those who love me back.
1. Your name spelled backwards. Arak. (Not to be confused with Iraq. Weird.)
2. Where were your parents born? Scranton, Penn.
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? Probably the Norton Antivirus Update.
4. What’s your favorite restaurant? I like Tengda in Westport.
5. Last time you swam in a pool? In Vegas at Treasure Island about two weeks ago.
6. Have you ever been in a school play? I did that summer theater camp with Bunny before I even knew her when we were like 10. We made T-shirts with beads and fringe.
7. How many kids do you want? Let's say two. And a couple of dogs.
8. Type of music you dislike most? Country.
9. Are you registered to vote? Yes.
10. Do you have cable? Yes, but nothing terribly fancy. I have enough to watch, er TiVo, on major networks and cable.
11. Have you ever ridden on a moped? No.
12. Ever prank call anybody? Yes. Do kids still do that now that everyone has caller id?
13. Ever get a parking ticket? Maybe at UConn.
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? Not unless I had to do it on reality TV.
15. Farthest place you ever traveled. Hungary.
16. Do you have a garden? I have a cilantro plant.
17. What’s your favorite comic strip? Mutts.
18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? I think I can garble them out.
19. Bath or Shower, morning or night? Shower, morning and sometimes night. I wish I took baths.
20. Best movie you’ve seen in the past month? Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen.
21. Favorite pizza topping? Bacon.
22. Chips or popcorn? Dr. Atkins says no!
23. What color lipstick do you usually wear? Remember when I used to wear Chanel Vamp? How did I afford $20 lipstick in college? Now I stick with Chapstick Natural.
24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? That's crazy!
25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? Do car shows count? Haha, no.
26. Orange Juice or apple? Orange, but I don't really drink it much because it's loaded with sugar.
27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine? Sennen. I took my parents out for Japanese food to expand their horizons.
28. Favorite type chocolate bar? Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
29. When was the last time you voted at the polls? Probably for mayor of Shelton. (Last year?)
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? Last week. We have a plant on the deck.
31. Have you ever won a trophy? I think plaques, but not actualy trophies.
32. Are you a good cook? I think so.
33. Do you know how to pump your own gas? Nobody pumps gas into Teufel but me. Unless we're in New Jersey where I can't, in which case I watch the gas boy like a hawk so he doesn't scratch my car.
34. Ever order an article from an infomercial? I don't think so, but I've definitely bought plenty off QVC.
35. Sprite or 7-up? Diet either.
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? No.
37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy? Sugar free candy.
38. Ever throw up in public? Oh probably. Does two weeks ago in the car at Hoover Dam count?
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love? Love.
40. Do you believe in love at first sight? I believe in "wow, he's cute" at first sight.
41. Ever call a 1-900 number? No.
42. Can exs be friends? Sure, but that doesn't really work with me.
43. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? My dad when he had open heart surgery a few years ago, I think.
44. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby? Bald and fat and all dat!
45. What message is on your answering machine? My dad saying, "Hi. We can't come to the phone right now. Please leave a message after the beep. Thank you." It always picks up too early.
46. What's your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character? She's not a regular, but it's Caitlin, the terribly dweeby little girl played by Amy Poehler. Caitlin is having her first sleepover and Becky Baccarack (played by Lindsay Lohan), the most popular girl in school, is coming over and Caitlin's stepdad Rick (played by Horatio Sanz) is cramping her style. The girls end up singing, dancing, gossiping, telling secrets and harassing Rick all night. Caitlin likes to say Rick's name over and over. Bunny and I first really got into this skit around the time Megan got her new kitty and we started calling the kitty Rick. And it's stuck, for the most part. Rick! Rick! Rick!
47. What was the name of your first pet? Snowflake. She was a white bunny. I'm not going to tell you how she died because it will make both of us cry.
48. What is in your purse? Get ready... Wallet, checkbook, cigs, Chiclets Citrus Samba gum, Carefree Koolerz citrus gum, one of Igor's waiter notebooks, two pens, cupons for Bath & Body Works and New York & Company, nail file, Excedrin, three different lip products, $1 chips from the Palms, New York New York and the Venetian casinos, a room card key for Treasure Island, sugar free Lifesavers, three tampons and an amber ring. And I swear my purse is small.
49. Favorite thing to do before bedtime? Watch TiVo and talk to Igor.
50. What is one thing you are grateful for today? I am grateful for the people I love and those who love me back.
Wednesday, September 01, 2004
It's starting to feel like fall. It was in the 80s today, but it wasn't humid. It was pleasant, but coupled with the start of September, non-humid days and cool nights means fall looms. Three weeks from today. I hate it.
No, I don't hate fall itself. In fact I like the cider, the pumpkin picking, the football and the leaves. But I hate the early sunsets, the bulky clothes, the throwing of the sandals to the back of the closet and the cold nights. And I hate knowing that after fall is winter, basically meaning it's time to put on the snow tires and drive home from work in the icy tundra traffic in the dark.
But I won't complain anymore. This has been one of the best summers ever, and I can only hope fall is just as good. Fall means pretty leaves and pumpkin pie and Thanksgiving, and winter means Christmas and birthdays and family and presents and sledding. And besides, I have all-wheel drive.
So here's a picture of the desert. We took this picture at Red Rock Canyon in Nevada when it was over 100 degrees!
No, I don't hate fall itself. In fact I like the cider, the pumpkin picking, the football and the leaves. But I hate the early sunsets, the bulky clothes, the throwing of the sandals to the back of the closet and the cold nights. And I hate knowing that after fall is winter, basically meaning it's time to put on the snow tires and drive home from work in the icy tundra traffic in the dark.
But I won't complain anymore. This has been one of the best summers ever, and I can only hope fall is just as good. Fall means pretty leaves and pumpkin pie and Thanksgiving, and winter means Christmas and birthdays and family and presents and sledding. And besides, I have all-wheel drive.
So here's a picture of the desert. We took this picture at Red Rock Canyon in Nevada when it was over 100 degrees!
Monday, August 23, 2004
I hate the post-Vegas slump. It's so depressing. But the trip was so great, I can't be sad. And I think I've enrolled another (Igor) into my Vegas-worshipping cult. We hit all the big Strip casinos, went to the Hoover Dam, drove around Red Rock Canyon in our lame-o Dodge Neon rental car, ate In-N-Out burgers... twice, got to see Nicole and Beth (yay!), played actual table games (I never gamble) and even won a little cash, went to the Golden Nugget and saw some of the stars on Fox's "The Casino" reality show, had drinks at the Ghostbar at the top of the Palms (on the way up in the elevator I stood next to Macauley Culkin and didn't even realize it), saw Lance Bass of 'NSync and he totally saw me staring and smiling at him, and the highlight of the trip: had dinner at 9, the swanky steakhouse at the Palms. It was one of the best dinners I've ever had, and Dennis Rodman (and his entourage) was sitting behind Igor. He put his hand on the back of Igor's chair and we were amazed at how large it was. Very exciting.
And yes, I cried when I left, I always do. But this time it was just a little and it wasn't until Igor said, while looking out the airplane window, "Look, you can see In-N-Out from here!" Oh, sweet, sweet In-N-Out, how I miss you and love you.
Oh, and it was around 100 degrees everyday.
I can't wait to go back... just another month and a half!
I will post pictures soon.
And yes, I cried when I left, I always do. But this time it was just a little and it wasn't until Igor said, while looking out the airplane window, "Look, you can see In-N-Out from here!" Oh, sweet, sweet In-N-Out, how I miss you and love you.
Oh, and it was around 100 degrees everyday.
I can't wait to go back... just another month and a half!
I will post pictures soon.
Wednesday, August 18, 2004
Monday, August 16, 2004
Vegas in three days. Three days! Wait, I should be counting the hours... 71 1/2 hours!
I think everyone has their own little story about Hurricane Charley, so here's my list of thoughts:
1. A recent Florida transplant and his R32 didn't get swpet away in the hurricane and that's unfortunate.
2. My cousin Cheryl and her daughter, Katreena, in Naples are OK. They're just south of Ft. Myers — eek!
3. I wonder if Marco Island is underwater? That's where I went on vacation a few months ago. That's right by Ft. Myers, too, and it's an island. I hope not.
4. Aunt Diana and Justina were in Orlando during the hurricane — I had no idea until the day afterwards! The good part is that they were in Disney, which has its own underground power system, and they basically cocooned everyone in, with power, and kept them safe from the scary weather world outside. Behold the power of Disney. The power of Disney is a little bit frightening, but at least they were safe. No word on if they made it home yet.
I think everyone has their own little story about Hurricane Charley, so here's my list of thoughts:
1. A recent Florida transplant and his R32 didn't get swpet away in the hurricane and that's unfortunate.
2. My cousin Cheryl and her daughter, Katreena, in Naples are OK. They're just south of Ft. Myers — eek!
3. I wonder if Marco Island is underwater? That's where I went on vacation a few months ago. That's right by Ft. Myers, too, and it's an island. I hope not.
4. Aunt Diana and Justina were in Orlando during the hurricane — I had no idea until the day afterwards! The good part is that they were in Disney, which has its own underground power system, and they basically cocooned everyone in, with power, and kept them safe from the scary weather world outside. Behold the power of Disney. The power of Disney is a little bit frightening, but at least they were safe. No word on if they made it home yet.
Monday, August 09, 2004
Friday, August 06, 2004
It's not Tuesday, but let's answer Laura's questions anyway.
either leave your answers or a link to your webpage with your responses.
Would you rather:
1. be covered head to toe with 500 mosquito bites OR find a leech attached to your genitals?
2. be blind for a month OR paralyzed for two weeks?
3. have a skin condition that forces you to wear a wool sweater year-round OR wool underwear?
4. only be able to speak in rhyme OR only be able to speak in haiku?
My answers:
1. The leech. Haven't they been used for medicinal purposes anyway?
2. Paralyzed for two weeks. I don't know why.
3. Wool sweater. Undies would be too itchy.
4. Rhyme, like Dr. Seuss.
Thursday, August 05, 2004
OK, so we didn't win $1 million last night at the casino, but it was still fun because we had yummy barbecue, martinis under the stars, we learned how to play video poker (and kept $20 of Igor's winnings for our first drinks in Vegas), and we even saw fireworks — and you know how I love fireworks! That must be my fifth professional fireworks show of the season.
Two weeks from right now we'll be somewhere over middle America on a plane to Vegas. Horray!
Two weeks from right now we'll be somewhere over middle America on a plane to Vegas. Horray!
Wednesday, August 04, 2004
Last night the creepos on the Segways went rolling down the street again. This time my dad had to stop and stare. They are weird little vehicles. But Laura is right, they could make for some fun drunk transportation.
Fifteen more days 'til Vegas. Igor says we have to go to the casino tonight for a few hours. I think he wants to practice. Somehow I don't think that's a good idea, but we'll see.
Pictures from the Crangela wedding last weekend are here, and they are fun, so take a look!
Fifteen more days 'til Vegas. Igor says we have to go to the casino tonight for a few hours. I think he wants to practice. Somehow I don't think that's a good idea, but we'll see.
Pictures from the Crangela wedding last weekend are here, and they are fun, so take a look!
Tuesday, July 27, 2004
Last night I took Ruffles outside and saw two people going up the street on Segways. Is that really necessary in little White Hills? Sure, it looks like fun, but how lazy can you be? If you're going to go for a stroll around the neighborhood, do it on your feet, not your Segway. Same goes for the lazy little boys on their super-loud, motorized scooters (some even have seats for extra-laziness) — the future ricers of America. Even Ruffles stopped to stare at the weird Segways, and he's half-blind.
Friday, July 23, 2004
Tuesday, July 20, 2004
Thursday, July 15, 2004
5 1/2 more hours until the preparty fun begins. I'm so excited, it feels like it's Christmas Eve!
Teufel's out getting his oil changed and getting all spruced up and ready for the big Waterfest weekend. We are very excited.
Teufel's out getting his oil changed and getting all spruced up and ready for the big Waterfest weekend. We are very excited.
Sunday, July 11, 2004
I really dig Photobucket. They host my zillions of car photos for free and then I get to post them on VWVortex without hassle. Thumbs up.
So now here's a self-indulgent picture post of highlights of the past week:
I love my new camera because it takes pictures like this:
and this:
I also love fireworks:
... and Baby Guinness:
...and Fluffernutter and PBLT sandwiches from Peanut Butter & Co. in Manhattan:
It's things like this which make my pain in the ass commute on the Merritt Parkway much better (look at the license plate):
And a picture post would not be complete without a few shots of Teufel and his buddies. There was a big VW R32 playdate at Bear Mountain in New York this weekend:
If anyone knows where I can host video clips for free, tell me!
Four more sleeps until the Waterfest festivites begin. I cannot wait.
So now here's a self-indulgent picture post of highlights of the past week:
I love my new camera because it takes pictures like this:
and this:
I also love fireworks:
... and Baby Guinness:
...and Fluffernutter and PBLT sandwiches from Peanut Butter & Co. in Manhattan:
It's things like this which make my pain in the ass commute on the Merritt Parkway much better (look at the license plate):
And a picture post would not be complete without a few shots of Teufel and his buddies. There was a big VW R32 playdate at Bear Mountain in New York this weekend:
If anyone knows where I can host video clips for free, tell me!
Four more sleeps until the Waterfest festivites begin. I cannot wait.
Thursday, July 08, 2004
Happy Birthday to Allie!
Yesterday we bought tickets to go to Vegas. Vegas, baby, Vegas! I haven't been there in five months. That's a record for me, I think. We're going six weeks from today. Yay! And Igor is a Vegas virgin. This is going to be fun!
And the Waterfest festivities begin a week from tonight. I can't wait. It's like Christmas for Volkswagen/Audi lovers.
Yesterday we bought tickets to go to Vegas. Vegas, baby, Vegas! I haven't been there in five months. That's a record for me, I think. We're going six weeks from today. Yay! And Igor is a Vegas virgin. This is going to be fun!
And the Waterfest festivities begin a week from tonight. I can't wait. It's like Christmas for Volkswagen/Audi lovers.
Sunday, July 04, 2004
Thursday, July 01, 2004
Fireworks show No. 3 of the season is on tap for tomorrow at the Bluefish game, and No.4 is Sunday night — the Macy's 4th of July Fireworks in New York City. Just keep your fingers crossed that it doesn't rain!
And then there are these fireworks from Laura which we can enjoy from the comfort and glow of our computer screens.
Fireworks are the greatest.
And then there are these fireworks from Laura which we can enjoy from the comfort and glow of our computer screens.
Fireworks are the greatest.
Saturday, June 26, 2004
Friday, June 25, 2004
Friday, June 18, 2004
I love fireworks. Literally and figuratively, but today let's talk about literally.
Last week Igor and I went to Stafford Motor Speedway to see his friend race late model stock cars. It was lots of good redneck fun, and there was a fireworks show! Granted, it wasn't Grucci Brothers quality, and some of the show was set to Don Henley for extra white trashness, but it was still bright, loud, exploding pyrotechnics in the sky, and I dig it.
Tonight we're going to the Bridgeport Bluefish game and it looks like they have fireworks every Friday night. Yay! I can't wait.
This summer I think I will make it my mission to see as many fireworks displays as possible. Technically, it's not even summer yet, but fireworks equal summer and I love summer, which technically begins Monday!
Last week Igor and I went to Stafford Motor Speedway to see his friend race late model stock cars. It was lots of good redneck fun, and there was a fireworks show! Granted, it wasn't Grucci Brothers quality, and some of the show was set to Don Henley for extra white trashness, but it was still bright, loud, exploding pyrotechnics in the sky, and I dig it.
Tonight we're going to the Bridgeport Bluefish game and it looks like they have fireworks every Friday night. Yay! I can't wait.
This summer I think I will make it my mission to see as many fireworks displays as possible. Technically, it's not even summer yet, but fireworks equal summer and I love summer, which technically begins Monday!
Thursday, June 10, 2004
Lately I've been noticing many Jettas missing their front VW emblems. Now I know they're not just falling off the front grilles, obviously they are being stolen. It makes me sad. Sometimes they're ripped off so forcefully that the grille breaks and pieces are just hanging. This needs to stop. I'm sure it happens on Golfs, too, but there's just so many more Jettas around. I see this at least once a day, usually twice. We need to make a public service announcement. Stop the madness... Stop unnecessary debadging of VW grilles!
Tuesday, June 08, 2004
Wow! Beth wrote in her blog! Beth, if you're still out there and you still read this... um, hi!
I miss Vegas. Someone go with me now, please. I haven't been there in almost four months. Four months! That's a record for me. Besides, I just bought these fabulous BCBGirls platform pumps and I need to wear them somewhere. And p.s. mine are lavender and they are the ultimate Barbie doll shoes, so take me to the Ghostbar at the top of The Palms right now!
Also, adding to the list of things to win over Kara's heart:
7. An Oscar the Grouch stuffed animal, a little stuffed cow and a Mets poster, all won at Six Flags just for me!
I miss Vegas. Someone go with me now, please. I haven't been there in almost four months. Four months! That's a record for me. Besides, I just bought these fabulous BCBGirls platform pumps and I need to wear them somewhere. And p.s. mine are lavender and they are the ultimate Barbie doll shoes, so take me to the Ghostbar at the top of The Palms right now!
Also, adding to the list of things to win over Kara's heart:
7. An Oscar the Grouch stuffed animal, a little stuffed cow and a Mets poster, all won at Six Flags just for me!
Friday, June 04, 2004
It's Friday afternoon and it's time to think about traffic.
I average about 2 1/2 hours in the car each day, to drive approximately 76 miles.
2 1/2 x 5 days = 12.5 hours/week in traffic.
12.5 x 4 weeks/month = 50 hours/month, or roughly 2 full days/month in traffic.
12.5 x 52 weeks/year = 650 hours/year, or 27 days/year, which is almost a month in traffic.
I spend a month of my year sitting in traffic?!
Now, I know I'm no math wizard, but I'm pretty certain I'm correct.
Next time I get bored I'll calculate how much I spend to drive my R32.
I average about 2 1/2 hours in the car each day, to drive approximately 76 miles.
2 1/2 x 5 days = 12.5 hours/week in traffic.
12.5 x 4 weeks/month = 50 hours/month, or roughly 2 full days/month in traffic.
12.5 x 52 weeks/year = 650 hours/year, or 27 days/year, which is almost a month in traffic.
I spend a month of my year sitting in traffic?!
Now, I know I'm no math wizard, but I'm pretty certain I'm correct.
Next time I get bored I'll calculate how much I spend to drive my R32.
Sunday, May 30, 2004
Saturday, May 29, 2004
Friday, May 28, 2004
6. A hand-picked rose.
Yay, it's Memorial Day weekend! Last year it rained all weekend and we spent the entire time wasted and wearing our gray UConn sweatshirts, drinking gin and tonics out of plastic soda bottles in the back of the Jetta.
I want that fun again this weekend.
Yay, it's Memorial Day weekend! Last year it rained all weekend and we spent the entire time wasted and wearing our gray UConn sweatshirts, drinking gin and tonics out of plastic soda bottles in the back of the Jetta.
I want that fun again this weekend.
Thursday, May 27, 2004
Wednesday, May 26, 2004
Monday, May 17, 2004
The R32 had a playdate with a K2 yesterday. I'm sure the imagestation pictures won't show up, but I'll give it a shot...
Check out the photos here. It's like a math problem that I actually like: R32+K2=VW fun.
Also, pictures of Megan and Bunny's new kitty, Ace, here. I can hardly wait to go play with him!
And pictures of Megan's birthday party here. Can anyone tell me what I drank that was blue Saturday night? Because you're crazy if you think I remember anything. Sometimes I think I need to be leashed.
Check out the photos here. It's like a math problem that I actually like: R32+K2=VW fun.
Also, pictures of Megan and Bunny's new kitty, Ace, here. I can hardly wait to go play with him!
And pictures of Megan's birthday party here. Can anyone tell me what I drank that was blue Saturday night? Because you're crazy if you think I remember anything. Sometimes I think I need to be leashed.
Saturday, May 15, 2004
Why am I still awake?
Thanks, Allie!
01. name? Kara Ann.
02. d.o.b.? December 10, 1977.
03. location? Shelton, Conn.
04. religion? Catholic, but today I'm really angry about this.
05. occupation? Reality TV know-it-all and AP Style Book extraordinaire.
APPEARANCE
01. hair? Blonde.
02. eyes? Blue.
03. height? 5-foot-6.
04. weight? 25 pounds lighter, thank you, Dr. Atkins.
05. figure? Trapezoid. What?
STYLE
01. clothing? Everything from fishnets to khaki capris, killer heels to pink Pumas, and Louis Vuitton to Vera Bradley bags.
02. music? Metal, pop and Latin.
03. makeup? I don't care what they say, I'm keeping my glitter.
04. bodyart? No thank you.
RIGHT NOW
01. wearing? Blue pjs with stars and moons and my tie-dye Kid Rock T-shirt. And I'm also wearing something that says: "I'm cuter than the cheerleaders!" Yeah!
02. listening to? Nothing, but I wish I was listening to my exhaust.
03. thinking of? You.
04. feeling? More and more free by the day.
LAST THING YOU...
01. bought? My parents a round of drinks at JFK airport!
02. did? Picked my brother up at the airport and gave him a ride in the R32.
03. ate & drank? Mango and crab spring roll, and an Angel Roll at Tengda. Yum.
04. read? VWVortex.
05. watched on tv? The "Survivor" finale. Yay for Rupert!
EITHER / OR
01. club or houseparty? Houseparty.
02. tea or coffee? Coffee.
03. high achiever or easy-going? High achiever.
04. beer or cider? Neither. Vodka.
05. drinks or shots? Drinks.
06. cats or dogs? Dogs.
07. single or taken? Single like a Pringle.
08. pen or pencil? Pen.
09. gloves or mittens? Gloves.
10. food or candy? Food.
11. cassette or cd? CD.
12. snuff or cigarettes? Cigs.
13. coke or pepsi? Diet Coke.
14. hard or mild alcohol? Hard.
15. matches or a lighter? Lighter? (Who cares?)
16. sunset beach or the bold and the beautiful? No, "General Hospital."
17. rickie lake or oprah winfrey? No, Kelly Ripa.
WHO DO YOU WANT TO...
01. kill? Nobody. Well, kinda, but they should just go away instead.
02. shag? It's a secret!
03. slap? That man in the giant SUV who was talking on his cell phone and came *this* close to smashing into me.
04. hear from? Katie.
05. get really wasted with? Sailors.
06. tickle? Ruffles!
07. look like? Marilyn Monroe.
08. be like? Myself.
09. avoid? "The evil one," as Amy says. He needs to just move already.
FAVORITE
01. food? Pierogies, but since I'm all low-carb, I'll say cheese, too.
02. drink? Give me a Cosmo.
03. color? Tornado Red.
04. album? I'm hot on the Slayer, "Diabolus in Musica," right now.
05. shoes? Hot, strappy, 3-inch heel sandals that are only appropriate in Vegas.
06. site? VWVortex.
07. dance? Merengue.
08. song? How can I pick just one? OK, I'll say the classic Deftones' "Teething."
09. vegetable? Cucumber.
10. fruit? Mango.
11. berry? Strawberry.
Thanks, Allie!
01. name? Kara Ann.
02. d.o.b.? December 10, 1977.
03. location? Shelton, Conn.
04. religion? Catholic, but today I'm really angry about this.
05. occupation? Reality TV know-it-all and AP Style Book extraordinaire.
APPEARANCE
01. hair? Blonde.
02. eyes? Blue.
03. height? 5-foot-6.
04. weight? 25 pounds lighter, thank you, Dr. Atkins.
05. figure? Trapezoid. What?
STYLE
01. clothing? Everything from fishnets to khaki capris, killer heels to pink Pumas, and Louis Vuitton to Vera Bradley bags.
02. music? Metal, pop and Latin.
03. makeup? I don't care what they say, I'm keeping my glitter.
04. bodyart? No thank you.
RIGHT NOW
01. wearing? Blue pjs with stars and moons and my tie-dye Kid Rock T-shirt. And I'm also wearing something that says: "I'm cuter than the cheerleaders!" Yeah!
02. listening to? Nothing, but I wish I was listening to my exhaust.
03. thinking of? You.
04. feeling? More and more free by the day.
LAST THING YOU...
01. bought? My parents a round of drinks at JFK airport!
02. did? Picked my brother up at the airport and gave him a ride in the R32.
03. ate & drank? Mango and crab spring roll, and an Angel Roll at Tengda. Yum.
04. read? VWVortex.
05. watched on tv? The "Survivor" finale. Yay for Rupert!
EITHER / OR
01. club or houseparty? Houseparty.
02. tea or coffee? Coffee.
03. high achiever or easy-going? High achiever.
04. beer or cider? Neither. Vodka.
05. drinks or shots? Drinks.
06. cats or dogs? Dogs.
07. single or taken? Single like a Pringle.
08. pen or pencil? Pen.
09. gloves or mittens? Gloves.
10. food or candy? Food.
11. cassette or cd? CD.
12. snuff or cigarettes? Cigs.
13. coke or pepsi? Diet Coke.
14. hard or mild alcohol? Hard.
15. matches or a lighter? Lighter? (Who cares?)
16. sunset beach or the bold and the beautiful? No, "General Hospital."
17. rickie lake or oprah winfrey? No, Kelly Ripa.
WHO DO YOU WANT TO...
01. kill? Nobody. Well, kinda, but they should just go away instead.
02. shag? It's a secret!
03. slap? That man in the giant SUV who was talking on his cell phone and came *this* close to smashing into me.
04. hear from? Katie.
05. get really wasted with? Sailors.
06. tickle? Ruffles!
07. look like? Marilyn Monroe.
08. be like? Myself.
09. avoid? "The evil one," as Amy says. He needs to just move already.
FAVORITE
01. food? Pierogies, but since I'm all low-carb, I'll say cheese, too.
02. drink? Give me a Cosmo.
03. color? Tornado Red.
04. album? I'm hot on the Slayer, "Diabolus in Musica," right now.
05. shoes? Hot, strappy, 3-inch heel sandals that are only appropriate in Vegas.
06. site? VWVortex.
07. dance? Merengue.
08. song? How can I pick just one? OK, I'll say the classic Deftones' "Teething."
09. vegetable? Cucumber.
10. fruit? Mango.
11. berry? Strawberry.
Friday, May 14, 2004
My brother is home from Hungary.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Too bad he's got the jetlag and he's fast asleep after two martinis.
Also, big baby shout out to Olivia Grace, Bunny's new baby niece. A beautiful chubby cheekerina. Congratulations to Auntie Bunny!
It makes me smile when I say: "Bunny, you are an auntie now! Are you excited?" And she says: "Oh my God, I love her so much!"
So wonderful.
And what is this, Allie's The Best Ever is back?! Horray!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Too bad he's got the jetlag and he's fast asleep after two martinis.
Also, big baby shout out to Olivia Grace, Bunny's new baby niece. A beautiful chubby cheekerina. Congratulations to Auntie Bunny!
It makes me smile when I say: "Bunny, you are an auntie now! Are you excited?" And she says: "Oh my God, I love her so much!"
So wonderful.
And what is this, Allie's The Best Ever is back?! Horray!
Tuesday, May 11, 2004
Thursday, May 06, 2004
Saturday, May 01, 2004
I love how things change every day.
Now this is more like it...
Now this is more like it...
You're Vatican City!
You're pretty sure that you're infallible in all that you do or say, and it's hard to say whether you're right. You have a lot of followers, most of whom will do whatever you say without question, or line up to see you ride around in your spiffy car. Religious and reserved, you have some wisdom, but also a bit much contempt for everyone around you. You're also fabulously wealthy, no matter what you say to the contrary.
Take the Country Quiz at the Blue Pyramid
PASQUALLI (1/3), 2 3/4, DIES IN HER STAMFORD HOME
The final 1/3 of Pasqualli the goldfish, a Stamford resident, died Thursday evening, April 29, at home. She was 2 3/4.
She died peacefully of natural causes, with her loving owner by her side, according to family.
Born in 2001, Pasqualli was won at the Danbury Fair carnival by her owner, Karen (Bunny) Elizabeth Hirsch of Stamford. She grew up in Shelton and moved to Stamford at age 1.
She is survived by a friend, Heath the betta, of Shelton.
She was predeceased by the other 2/3 of Pasqualli, one who scandalously died July 15, 2003, and the other who died Wednesday night. She was also predeceased by a friend, Penelope, of Shelton.
The family speculates the final 1/3 of Pasqualli died of a broken heart because her lover, Pasqualli, died the previous night.
"Thus ends the life, the ledgend, the holy trinity of godfish," Hirsch says.
Burial was private Thursday evening at her Morgan Street home.
In lieu of flowers, the family requests that fish owners change the fish water on a regular basis.
The final 1/3 of Pasqualli the goldfish, a Stamford resident, died Thursday evening, April 29, at home. She was 2 3/4.
She died peacefully of natural causes, with her loving owner by her side, according to family.
Born in 2001, Pasqualli was won at the Danbury Fair carnival by her owner, Karen (Bunny) Elizabeth Hirsch of Stamford. She grew up in Shelton and moved to Stamford at age 1.
She is survived by a friend, Heath the betta, of Shelton.
She was predeceased by the other 2/3 of Pasqualli, one who scandalously died July 15, 2003, and the other who died Wednesday night. She was also predeceased by a friend, Penelope, of Shelton.
The family speculates the final 1/3 of Pasqualli died of a broken heart because her lover, Pasqualli, died the previous night.
"Thus ends the life, the ledgend, the holy trinity of godfish," Hirsch says.
Burial was private Thursday evening at her Morgan Street home.
In lieu of flowers, the family requests that fish owners change the fish water on a regular basis.
Friday, April 30, 2004
Suddenly, my life is so F-ed up I've become...
Wow. That is more true than anyone could ever imagine.
Well, at least I know popstars there, thanks to my rockin' brother, of course.
You're Uzbekistan!
Back in the day, it seemed like everyone ran their commercial interests
near you, but now they've become a little more illicit. At this point, you no longer
have hordes of people stampeding you and you no longer are being oppressed by people with
more power. All this freedom is leaving you a little isolated, but with the kind of
trade you're doing, you'll be okay for a while financially.
Take the Country Quiz at the Blue Pyramid
Wow. That is more true than anyone could ever imagine.
Well, at least I know popstars there, thanks to my rockin' brother, of course.
Thursday, April 29, 2004
PASQUALLI (1/3), 2 3/4, DIES IN HIS STAMFORD HOME
The second 1/3 of Pasqualli the goldfish, a Stamford resident, died Wednesday evening, April 28, at home. He was 2 3/4.
He died peacefully of natural causes, with his loved ones by his side, according to family.
Born in 2001, Pasqualli was won at the Danbury Fair carnival by his loving owner, Karen (Bunny) Elizabeth Hirsch of Stamford. He grew up in Shelton and moved to Stamford at age 1.
He is survived by the remaining 1/3 of Pasqualli. He is also survived by a friend, Heath the betta, of Shelton.
He was predeceased by the other 1/3 of Pasqualli, who died July 15, 2003. He was also predeceased by a ladyfriend, Penelope, of Shelton.
The family speculates the recently deceased Pasqualli and the remaning Pasqualli were in love, and they may have "bumped off" the first Pasqualli in July 2003. The remaning Pasqualli is "on death's door," and is "not looking so good this morning," according to family.
Burial was private Wednesday evening at his Morgan Street home.
In lieu of flowers, the family requests that fish owners never starve their fish so that they will love them.
The second 1/3 of Pasqualli the goldfish, a Stamford resident, died Wednesday evening, April 28, at home. He was 2 3/4.
He died peacefully of natural causes, with his loved ones by his side, according to family.
Born in 2001, Pasqualli was won at the Danbury Fair carnival by his loving owner, Karen (Bunny) Elizabeth Hirsch of Stamford. He grew up in Shelton and moved to Stamford at age 1.
He is survived by the remaining 1/3 of Pasqualli. He is also survived by a friend, Heath the betta, of Shelton.
He was predeceased by the other 1/3 of Pasqualli, who died July 15, 2003. He was also predeceased by a ladyfriend, Penelope, of Shelton.
The family speculates the recently deceased Pasqualli and the remaning Pasqualli were in love, and they may have "bumped off" the first Pasqualli in July 2003. The remaning Pasqualli is "on death's door," and is "not looking so good this morning," according to family.
Burial was private Wednesday evening at his Morgan Street home.
In lieu of flowers, the family requests that fish owners never starve their fish so that they will love them.
Tuesday, April 27, 2004
The premiere was so funny. They wrapped Don Vito up in bubblewrap, bungeed him down on a flatbed, blindfoled him and moved him across town. Next week Slayer's going to be on. It doesn't get any better than that.
So yeah, I'm back from Florida. Highlights:
1. Took Justina out into the Gulf of Mexico on a Wave Runner and we saw dolphins. It a little scary at first, but once we got over that it was crazy fun!
2. Went to South Beach to the fancy Delano hotel and drank mojitos.
3. Drove through the Everglades and saw signs that said, "Panther Crossing, Next 5 Miles." Seriously.
4. Sat on the beach and got a sunburn.
That's it! And it was great. I will upload pictures soon.
So yeah, I'm back from Florida. Highlights:
1. Took Justina out into the Gulf of Mexico on a Wave Runner and we saw dolphins. It a little scary at first, but once we got over that it was crazy fun!
2. Went to South Beach to the fancy Delano hotel and drank mojitos.
3. Drove through the Everglades and saw signs that said, "Panther Crossing, Next 5 Miles." Seriously.
4. Sat on the beach and got a sunburn.
That's it! And it was great. I will upload pictures soon.
Sunday, April 25, 2004
Yay! I am in the middle of a three-hour "Viva la Bam" marathon right now. Season premiere tonight.
So happy!
So happy!
Monday, April 19, 2004
Last night Bunny and I watched the final episode of "Home Movies." We didn't realize it was the last episode until the end. It was kinda cryptic and weird, everyone driving off together with Coach McGuirk and Brendon losing the camera.
It's so sad. I can't believe it's over. I just hope it comes out on DVD.
Marco Island tomorrow! It's supposed to be in the high 80s by the end of the week. Yipee!
It's so sad. I can't believe it's over. I just hope it comes out on DVD.
Marco Island tomorrow! It's supposed to be in the high 80s by the end of the week. Yipee!
Sunday, April 18, 2004
Something fun for your BLOG!!!!
1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text to your blog.
"Dedicated to the patron saint of Naples, the festival transforms Mulberry Street into a virtual alfresco restaurant, as wall-to-wall vendors sell traditional fried sausages and pastries." -- from "Fodor's 04 New York City"
Yum.
1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text to your blog.
"Dedicated to the patron saint of Naples, the festival transforms Mulberry Street into a virtual alfresco restaurant, as wall-to-wall vendors sell traditional fried sausages and pastries." -- from "Fodor's 04 New York City"
Yum.
Yay, my first comment! I love Nicole.
It is warm out, the car is clean! But I am hungover. And tonight I get to go hang out with Robin from "The Real World: San Diego." I am excited.
Can someone tell me why Target sells only the fullscreen "Jackass: The Movie," and not the widescreen? Ah, well it just means Bam is bigger on the screen, and that's good. One more week!
It is warm out, the car is clean! But I am hungover. And tonight I get to go hang out with Robin from "The Real World: San Diego." I am excited.
Can someone tell me why Target sells only the fullscreen "Jackass: The Movie," and not the widescreen? Ah, well it just means Bam is bigger on the screen, and that's good. One more week!
Friday, April 16, 2004
Tuesday, April 13, 2004
Friday, April 09, 2004
I've been a real Crabarella lately. Yeah, blah, blah, but I've been sick, so whatevs. So today on the way home I played Andrew W.K. and pretty much instantly I was a bit happier. So I figured I should probably go watch my new "Jackass: The Movie" DVD and some old episodes of "Viva La Bam." But I checked my email first, and logged on to MTV's "Viva La Bam" site and look what I found:
"Bam's back... Welcome to season deuce of Viva La Bam. Consider yourself warned... The new season of Viva La Bam premieres on Sunday, April 25 at 9:30 p.m. ET/PT. "
YEAH!
Go watch a preview! I'm so excited.
Now I shall go watch some season 1 epsiodes before the Crabarella creeps back into me.
"Bam's back... Welcome to season deuce of Viva La Bam. Consider yourself warned... The new season of Viva La Bam premieres on Sunday, April 25 at 9:30 p.m. ET/PT. "
YEAH!
Go watch a preview! I'm so excited.
Now I shall go watch some season 1 epsiodes before the Crabarella creeps back into me.
Thursday, April 01, 2004
I don't think it's ever going to stop raining. Happy spring, right? I don't think so.
It better stop by Sunday for Show & Go. Teufel needs to go make friends.
I just want to hide under the blankets.
Ah well, Marco Island in 19 days!
It better stop by Sunday for Show & Go. Teufel needs to go make friends.
I just want to hide under the blankets.
Ah well, Marco Island in 19 days!
Tuesday, March 30, 2004
Thursday, March 25, 2004
i am: a TV star!
i want: to be Bubbles of "The Powerpuff Girls."
i have: a phatty Tornado Red Golf R32 named Teufel.
i wish: Waterfest was every weekend.
i hate: when boys make me crazy and neurotic.
i wonder: when low-carb mania will go away.
i love: Vegas.
i always: am on VWVortex when I should be working.
i am not: sitting in traffic tonight. Woo!
i dance: the limbo when I'm drunk and hurt myself.
i sing: Motorhead loudly in the car and in my head while at work.
i cry: over boys. I hate it.
i am not always: careful or smart about common sense things.
i write: Reality Check.
i win: movie tickets from call-in contests on dorky radio stations.
i lose: guys in 10 days.
i confuse: myself with unnecessary drama.
i need: TiVo.
i should: wash the car soon.
i dream: about buttered popcorn at dance recitals. Somebody's gettin' it on!
i want: to be Bubbles of "The Powerpuff Girls."
i have: a phatty Tornado Red Golf R32 named Teufel.
i wish: Waterfest was every weekend.
i hate: when boys make me crazy and neurotic.
i wonder: when low-carb mania will go away.
i love: Vegas.
i always: am on VWVortex when I should be working.
i am not: sitting in traffic tonight. Woo!
i dance: the limbo when I'm drunk and hurt myself.
i sing: Motorhead loudly in the car and in my head while at work.
i cry: over boys. I hate it.
i am not always: careful or smart about common sense things.
i write: Reality Check.
i win: movie tickets from call-in contests on dorky radio stations.
i lose: guys in 10 days.
i confuse: myself with unnecessary drama.
i need: TiVo.
i should: wash the car soon.
i dream: about buttered popcorn at dance recitals. Somebody's gettin' it on!
As much as I wish I were Las Vegas, it's no surprise...
Take the quiz: "Which American City Are You?"
New York
You're competative, you like to take it straight to the fight. You gotta have it all or die trying.
Also, this is great. And it better be Sammy headlining because Evy and I are so there.
Take the quiz: "Which American City Are You?"
New York
You're competative, you like to take it straight to the fight. You gotta have it all or die trying.
Also, this is great. And it better be Sammy headlining because Evy and I are so there.
Monday, March 22, 2004
Sunday, March 21, 2004
Thursday, March 18, 2004
I think it's kinda ironic that my page-a-day German language calendar says this today:
"Nein, ich will einen Unfall vermeiden."
("No, I want to avoid an accident.")
Because today I left baby Teufel at home because it snowed AGAIN last night, and his summer tires just aren't cutting it. So, he will safely rest in hibernation until it stops snowing (Saturday if we're lucky).
Enough of this snow! I want spring. March stinks. Its only redeeming quality is March Madness. Nonstop college basketball for the next four days! Yay!
"Nein, ich will einen Unfall vermeiden."
("No, I want to avoid an accident.")
Because today I left baby Teufel at home because it snowed AGAIN last night, and his summer tires just aren't cutting it. So, he will safely rest in hibernation until it stops snowing (Saturday if we're lucky).
Enough of this snow! I want spring. March stinks. Its only redeeming quality is March Madness. Nonstop college basketball for the next four days! Yay!
Monday, March 15, 2004
I'm starting to get nervous. My show is on this weekend! I've been waiting seven months for this. I finally get to be a TV star! I hope they don't make me look like too much of a dork.
Here's my site.
I just can't wait for the party.
Look! New pictures of Teufel.
And happy birthday, Mom! (Even though you are NOT reading this.)
Here's my site.
I just can't wait for the party.
Look! New pictures of Teufel.
And happy birthday, Mom! (Even though you are NOT reading this.)
Friday, March 12, 2004
Monday, March 08, 2004
Friday, March 05, 2004
I think I live in the Wild Kingdom. This morning I saw three dead skunks, a dead turkey and countless dead squirrels on the road. And this morning I had to dodge a rolling beer bottle on the Merritt Parkway while going about 85. That was scary.
Baby R32's first album is here!
His name is Teufel. (That's "devil" in German.)
Baby R32's first album is here!
His name is Teufel. (That's "devil" in German.)
Thursday, March 04, 2004
This morning, about a mile from my house, I had to come to a screeching halt because a troop of wild turkeys came running and flying across the road. There must have been 20 of them. It was so bizarre. Today I wish I had a camera phone.
Go read my story about the Greenwich TV dad because he rocks.
Go read my story about the Greenwich TV dad because he rocks.
Wednesday, March 03, 2004
You're Thailand!
Calmer and more staunchly independent than almost all those around you, you have a long history of rising above adversity. Recent adversity has led to questions about your sexual promiscuity and the threat of disease, but you still manage to attract a number of tourists and admirers. And despite any setbacks, you can really cook a good meal whenever it's called for. Good enough to make people cry.
Take the Country Quiz at the Blue Pyramid
Tuesday, March 02, 2004
Well, no more shushing, because I think almost everyone knows about my secret.
Not that he's really a secret, since he's so loud and so red!
I'll have baby pictures soon. And then I'll reveal his name.
And last night I was dreaming about getting speeding tickets.
I am so happy.
Vroom!
Not that he's really a secret, since he's so loud and so red!
I'll have baby pictures soon. And then I'll reveal his name.
And last night I was dreaming about getting speeding tickets.
I am so happy.
Vroom!
Wednesday, February 25, 2004
Saturday, February 21, 2004
Friday, February 20, 2004
Wednesday, February 11, 2004
Tuesday, February 10, 2004
Monday, February 09, 2004
Friday, February 06, 2004
I wimped out and didn't go to work today because of the weather. It was snowing like crazy this morning, and my street wasn't even plowed until 10:30. I just didn't want to deal. But now it's just sleeting. We went out in the Jeep, and I totally could have made it to work. Now I have to use a precious personal day. Dammit. Oh well, I must stop making myself feel guilty over this and realize that:
1. I don't have to sit in messy Friday traffic.
2. Otto and I are home safe.
3. I can spend the afternoon watching TV and hanging out with Ruffles.
I need to stop feeling so guilty about this. Watching TV all day is a good thing in my world.
1. I don't have to sit in messy Friday traffic.
2. Otto and I are home safe.
3. I can spend the afternoon watching TV and hanging out with Ruffles.
I need to stop feeling so guilty about this. Watching TV all day is a good thing in my world.
Thursday, February 05, 2004
I just discovered that the blog*spot ad at the top of this page changes with what I write. For a while it was advertising the VW Touareg. Now it advertises ankle braces. How dorky. I better shut up about my silly busted knee. Big Trouble needs to advertise VWs again. Let's try: GTI, Golf, Touareg, Jetta, Passat, New Beetle, W8, Phaeton, EuroVan, Lupo, Polo, Sharan, Fox, Vento, Bora, Touran (my Wolfsburg favorite).
A week from now I'll be 32,000 feet in the air! Woo!
A week from now I'll be 32,000 feet in the air! Woo!
Wednesday, February 04, 2004
It's really pathetic that when it's 39 degrees outside, people come in from lunch and say with elation: "It's beauuuutiful outside, it's like spring!"
It's depressing.
Eight more days!
Bunny and I saw "Monster" last night. It was excellent, but very intense. Kinda made us want to drink.
(Who am I talking about 'kinda'?)
It's depressing.
Eight more days!
Bunny and I saw "Monster" last night. It was excellent, but very intense. Kinda made us want to drink.
(Who am I talking about 'kinda'?)
Monday, February 02, 2004
Get me the heck out of here. It's a whopping 37 degrees today, and I swear I think it's warm out. My dad and I even went to the (heated) driving range yesterday to hit golf balls (into the snow).
And that silly Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow, of course. Damn.
10 more days 'til youknowwhere, thank God.
This is from Wednesday:
Also, new pictures of Amy's birthday party last weekend are here.
And that silly Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow, of course. Damn.
10 more days 'til youknowwhere, thank God.
This is from Wednesday:
Also, new pictures of Amy's birthday party last weekend are here.
Friday, January 30, 2004
I'm out of control with the posts today.
Look, I'm The Sudden Departure. I'm a Random Brutal Love Master.
I don't know if I should be flattered or insulted.
Look, I'm The Sudden Departure. I'm a Random Brutal Love Master.
I don't know if I should be flattered or insulted.
This is the best Web site I've found in a while, dedicated to the greatest "American Idol" contestant ever.
Last night we were in the trashiest of all trashy bars, and within minutes of walking in, my favorite Pantera song, "Slaughtered," came on. Shocking and refreshing. I need to go home and dig up "Far Beyond Driven." That really is one of my favorite albums of all time. My metal days may be making a welcome comeback.
TGIF. I'm going to stay home this weekend in a feeble attempt to save money. Except I need to go out and buy a new cell phone, because this beast is on its last leg.
Official youknowwhere countdown:
13 days, baby!
TGIF. I'm going to stay home this weekend in a feeble attempt to save money. Except I need to go out and buy a new cell phone, because this beast is on its last leg.
Official youknowwhere countdown:
13 days, baby!
Wednesday, January 28, 2004
I think there's so much snow out there, there's nowhere to put it all. It's so cold, new snow just piles up on old snow, and it's like a winter not-so-wonderland. We got 12 more inches.
I'll stop complaining, because I am very proud of my Otto. He was plowed into a spot in Bunny's parking lot and I managed to back out without shoveling. And then I laughed at the man in the Civic who couldn't get out and kept shoveling and spinning his tires.
It really is a sin the way I torture poor Otto in the wintertime. I should have a Touarg. But having a little GTI with beefy snow tires is fun!
I'll stop complaining, because I am very proud of my Otto. He was plowed into a spot in Bunny's parking lot and I managed to back out without shoveling. And then I laughed at the man in the Civic who couldn't get out and kept shoveling and spinning his tires.
It really is a sin the way I torture poor Otto in the wintertime. I should have a Touarg. But having a little GTI with beefy snow tires is fun!
Tuesday, January 27, 2004
So I went to the doctor about my knee. I messed up the big ligament on the inside of my left knee. She prescribed me Naprosen, which is high powered Aleve, to ease the pain and stop the swelling. I have to elevate it, put the heating pad on it, wrap it and not exercise. And if it's not better in a few weeks, I have to see an orthopedist.
What a disaster.
I told the doctor I slipped on the ice. There will be no talk of the drunken limbo with the doctor.
Beth, that's not drinking alone, but then again, don't listen to me. I condone drinking alone (drinking with the dog is not drinking alone in my book). And I drink and do the limbo and destroy the ligaments in my knee. So yeah, don't listen to me.
It's going to snow today. I mean today, tonight and tomorrow. They're calling for at least a foot. I can't take it anymore! And I can't even go sledding because of my bum knee!
What a disaster.
I told the doctor I slipped on the ice. There will be no talk of the drunken limbo with the doctor.
Beth, that's not drinking alone, but then again, don't listen to me. I condone drinking alone (drinking with the dog is not drinking alone in my book). And I drink and do the limbo and destroy the ligaments in my knee. So yeah, don't listen to me.
It's going to snow today. I mean today, tonight and tomorrow. They're calling for at least a foot. I can't take it anymore! And I can't even go sledding because of my bum knee!
Monday, January 26, 2004
Sometimes I make myself nervous. I have a drinking-related injury. That's a problem. Thursday night we went out for Amy's birthday, and I managed to twist my knee while doing the limbo.
I hate the limbo.
What's scary is that it didn't hurt that night. I'm guessing it's sprained, but I don't want to go to the doctor. But maybe I should go to the doctor because I'll get fun meds. But that's not the right reason to go to the doctor.
What else is scary is that it's Monday, four days later, and I still can't walk right. And I bet that's because I went to Manhattan Saturday night to go out for Amy's birthday, again, and stayed out all night. Of course my knee didn't hurt then, but I wasn't doing the limbo or anything. Thank God.
I have issues.
I hate the limbo.
What's scary is that it didn't hurt that night. I'm guessing it's sprained, but I don't want to go to the doctor. But maybe I should go to the doctor because I'll get fun meds. But that's not the right reason to go to the doctor.
What else is scary is that it's Monday, four days later, and I still can't walk right. And I bet that's because I went to Manhattan Saturday night to go out for Amy's birthday, again, and stayed out all night. Of course my knee didn't hurt then, but I wasn't doing the limbo or anything. Thank God.
I have issues.
Wednesday, January 21, 2004
It's nice to know I'm keeping up with tradition...
You are the seductress pin-up! You are
self-explanatory. You slut!
What Type Of Retro Gal Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
You are the seductress pin-up! You are
self-explanatory. You slut!
What Type Of Retro Gal Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
Friday, January 16, 2004
This morning I was putting on my watch and I was like, "Why does it say 6:45? Why is my watch broken?" Then I realized it was still on Pacific time. I didn't have the heart to change it back.
Last night it was so cold (at least -5) we couldn't even go out drinking.
This weather is really cramping my style.
And Otto is the dirtiest I've ever seen him. He's all sandy and salty and nasty. He even has icicles hanging off the back bumper.
Basta!
Last night it was so cold (at least -5) we couldn't even go out drinking.
This weather is really cramping my style.
And Otto is the dirtiest I've ever seen him. He's all sandy and salty and nasty. He even has icicles hanging off the back bumper.
Basta!
Thursday, January 15, 2004
It's a serious slap in the face to come home from Vegas, where it was in the 60s, to Connecticut. Hell has officially frozen over and I'm living in it. Nevermind the fact that it snowed six inches last night, which made my 40-mile trip to work last a trecherous 2 1/2 hours, it's a balmy 10 degrees right now. Tonight it will be -5, with a wind chill between -25 and -30. That's just wrong.
If I wanted to live like an eskimo, I'd live in the Arctic.
Anyway, instead of complaining, I will say this last trip to Vegas may have been the best one yet. I had so much fun with Jen, Tanya and Brenda, glamming it up on the Strip and partying like Britney at the Ghostbar at The Palms, with porn stars, the hot laywer and Elvis Cow. I can't wait for those pictures.
It was so wonderful to see Adam, Beth and Nicole. They make me feel like I'm at home when I'm there. Nicole, thank you for just being there. (You know what I mean.) Beth, I am so happy I was there for your birthday and I'm so happy you remember that Connecticut will win (twice). We must. (Wow, I was really insistent and drunk at that point for you to remember that, huh?)
So as I stare at the snow outside and dread getting back in my huge down parka, I remind myself Vegas isn't so far away. And I'm doing everything in my power to be back less than a month from now. You guys rock.
If I wanted to live like an eskimo, I'd live in the Arctic.
Anyway, instead of complaining, I will say this last trip to Vegas may have been the best one yet. I had so much fun with Jen, Tanya and Brenda, glamming it up on the Strip and partying like Britney at the Ghostbar at The Palms, with porn stars, the hot laywer and Elvis Cow. I can't wait for those pictures.
It was so wonderful to see Adam, Beth and Nicole. They make me feel like I'm at home when I'm there. Nicole, thank you for just being there. (You know what I mean.) Beth, I am so happy I was there for your birthday and I'm so happy you remember that Connecticut will win (twice). We must. (Wow, I was really insistent and drunk at that point for you to remember that, huh?)
So as I stare at the snow outside and dread getting back in my huge down parka, I remind myself Vegas isn't so far away. And I'm doing everything in my power to be back less than a month from now. You guys rock.
Friday, January 09, 2004
The countdown has begun, and what a short countdown it is!
I love packing all the anticpation and excitement into a day.
In 24 hours from now, I'll be somewhere over Illinois on my way to Las Vegas.
Tonight it's going to be -3 degrees in Connecticut.
Tomorrow in Vegas it's going to be 65 degrees.
Now back to the jumping beans in my stomach.
I love packing all the anticpation and excitement into a day.
In 24 hours from now, I'll be somewhere over Illinois on my way to Las Vegas.
Tonight it's going to be -3 degrees in Connecticut.
Tomorrow in Vegas it's going to be 65 degrees.
Now back to the jumping beans in my stomach.
Thursday, January 08, 2004
Wednesday, January 07, 2004
This morning on the way to work I was listening to Andrew W.K. and had a revelation about why I love Bam so much — shopping carts. He's always "doing shopping carts" on his show and on "Jackass." And we all know how I love stealing shopping carts. But I usually get yelled at for that.
Another reason why I love Bam.
Anyway.
Oh yeah, pictures from our trip to Europe are FINALLY all up. Pictures from Budapest, Vienna and Berlin are here. And pictures of Autostadt and Wolfsburg (and new Golf V!) are here.
Another reason why I love Bam.
Anyway.
Oh yeah, pictures from our trip to Europe are FINALLY all up. Pictures from Budapest, Vienna and Berlin are here. And pictures of Autostadt and Wolfsburg (and new Golf V!) are here.
Tuesday, January 06, 2004
Friday, January 02, 2004
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS 2004:
1. Use my electric toothbrush twice a day.
2. Start to learn German.
3. Learn CPR.
Let's see how I did with last year's:
New Year's Resolutions 2003
1. Take a bubble bath once a week. (Yes, in addition to daily showers.)
2. Be more financially organized.
3. Date only single people.
4. Seduce as many people as possible. (re: This quiz.) Must remember resolution No. 4 while doing so.
5. Be more courageous.
Let's say No. 4 worked out for the most part, as did No. 5. (Hey, I went on TV to learn how to — I think that qualifies as successfully completing Nos. 4 and 5!) Nos. 1-3 I didn't do so hot on.
And p.s.: I took the quiz again this year, and I got the same results. I'm not complaining.
Yesterday after German New Year's Eve hangover (too many Black Forest martinis), Amy and I dragged ourselves to the mall and the Sam Goody was going out of business. I got four CDs and a DVD for $11. The best 49 cents I've ever spent is on this, the Andrew W.K. "Tear It Up" single. Oh, but it's not just any single, it has two songs AND a bonus DVD with the videos for my THREE favorite Andrew W.K. songs, "Party Hard," "She is Beautiful" and "We Want Fun." AND the "We Want Fun" video is the BEST because it was shot at the "Jackass the Movie" wrap party, MEANING the cutest boy in the whole world, Bam, of course, is in it.
Whew.
Like I said, best 49 cents spent ever.
1. Use my electric toothbrush twice a day.
2. Start to learn German.
3. Learn CPR.
Let's see how I did with last year's:
New Year's Resolutions 2003
1. Take a bubble bath once a week. (Yes, in addition to daily showers.)
2. Be more financially organized.
3. Date only single people.
4. Seduce as many people as possible. (re: This quiz.) Must remember resolution No. 4 while doing so.
5. Be more courageous.
Let's say No. 4 worked out for the most part, as did No. 5. (Hey, I went on TV to learn how to — I think that qualifies as successfully completing Nos. 4 and 5!) Nos. 1-3 I didn't do so hot on.
And p.s.: I took the quiz again this year, and I got the same results. I'm not complaining.
Yesterday after German New Year's Eve hangover (too many Black Forest martinis), Amy and I dragged ourselves to the mall and the Sam Goody was going out of business. I got four CDs and a DVD for $11. The best 49 cents I've ever spent is on this, the Andrew W.K. "Tear It Up" single. Oh, but it's not just any single, it has two songs AND a bonus DVD with the videos for my THREE favorite Andrew W.K. songs, "Party Hard," "She is Beautiful" and "We Want Fun." AND the "We Want Fun" video is the BEST because it was shot at the "Jackass the Movie" wrap party, MEANING the cutest boy in the whole world, Bam, of course, is in it.
Whew.
Like I said, best 49 cents spent ever.
