Suddenly, my life is so F-ed up I've become...

You're Uzbekistan!

Back in the day, it seemed like everyone ran their commercial interests
near you, but now they've become a little more illicit.  At this point, you no longer
have hordes of people stampeding you and you no longer are being oppressed by people with
more power.  All this freedom is leaving you a little isolated, but with the kind of
trade you're doing, you'll be okay for a while financially.
Take the Country Quiz at the Blue Pyramid

Wow. That is more true than anyone could ever imagine.
Well, at least I know popstars there, thanks to my rockin' brother, of course.

PASQUALLI (1/3), 2 3/4, DIES IN HIS STAMFORD HOME
The second 1/3 of Pasqualli the goldfish, a Stamford resident, died Wednesday evening, April 28, at home. He was 2 3/4.
He died peacefully of natural causes, with his loved ones by his side, according to family.
Born in 2001, Pasqualli was won at the Danbury Fair carnival by his loving owner, Karen (Bunny) Elizabeth Hirsch of Stamford. He grew up in Shelton and moved to Stamford at age 1.
He is survived by the remaining 1/3 of Pasqualli. He is also survived by a friend, Heath the betta, of Shelton.
He was predeceased by the other 1/3 of Pasqualli, who died July 15, 2003. He was also predeceased by a ladyfriend, Penelope, of Shelton.
The family speculates the recently deceased Pasqualli and the remaning Pasqualli were in love, and they may have "bumped off" the first Pasqualli in July 2003. The remaning Pasqualli is "on death's door," and is "not looking so good this morning," according to family.
Burial was private Wednesday evening at his Morgan Street home.
In lieu of flowers, the family requests that fish owners never starve their fish so that they will love them.

The premiere was so funny. They wrapped Don Vito up in bubblewrap, bungeed him down on a flatbed, blindfoled him and moved him across town. Next week Slayer's going to be on. It doesn't get any better than that.

So yeah, I'm back from Florida. Highlights:
1. Took Justina out into the Gulf of Mexico on a Wave Runner and we saw dolphins. It a little scary at first, but once we got over that it was crazy fun!
2. Went to South Beach to the fancy Delano hotel and drank mojitos.
3. Drove through the Everglades and saw signs that said, "Panther Crossing, Next 5 Miles." Seriously.
4. Sat on the beach and got a sunburn.
That's it! And it was great. I will upload pictures soon.

Yay! I am in the middle of a three-hour "Viva la Bam" marathon right now. Season premiere tonight.
So happy!

Last night Bunny and I watched the final episode of "Home Movies." We didn't realize it was the last episode until the end. It was kinda cryptic and weird, everyone driving off together with Coach McGuirk and Brendon losing the camera.
It's so sad. I can't believe it's over. I just hope it comes out on DVD.

Marco Island tomorrow! It's supposed to be in the high 80s by the end of the week. Yipee!

Something fun for your BLOG!!!!
1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text to your blog.

"Dedicated to the patron saint of Naples, the festival transforms Mulberry Street into a virtual alfresco restaurant, as wall-to-wall vendors sell traditional fried sausages and pastries." -- from "Fodor's 04 New York City"
Yum.

Yay, my first comment! I love Nicole.

It is warm out, the car is clean! But I am hungover. And tonight I get to go hang out with Robin from "The Real World: San Diego." I am excited.

Can someone tell me why Target sells only the fullscreen "Jackass: The Movie," and not the widescreen? Ah, well it just means Bam is bigger on the screen, and that's good. One more week!

Thanks to this:

you can now leave me comments.
Come on, it's Friday, give me something to read.
GO!

And now, ladies and gentlemen, we return to our regularly scheduled programming...
Boys are stupid. Throw rocks at them.

The end.

p.s. Happy Birthday Willie.

I've been a real Crabarella lately. Yeah, blah, blah, but I've been sick, so whatevs. So today on the way home I played Andrew W.K. and pretty much instantly I was a bit happier. So I figured I should probably go watch my new "Jackass: The Movie" DVD and some old episodes of "Viva La Bam." But I checked my email first, and logged on to MTV's "Viva La Bam" site and look what I found:
"Bam's back... Welcome to season deuce of Viva La Bam. Consider yourself warned... The new season of Viva La Bam premieres on Sunday, April 25 at 9:30 p.m. ET/PT. "
YEAH!
Go watch a preview! I'm so excited.
Now I shall go watch some season 1 epsiodes before the Crabarella creeps back into me.

I don't think it's ever going to stop raining. Happy spring, right? I don't think so.
It better stop by Sunday for Show & Go. Teufel needs to go make friends.
I just want to hide under the blankets.
Ah well, Marco Island in 19 days!