Some days at the newspaper are more amusing than others. I just overheard this on the police scanner in a very serious voice:
"We got a call stating the Easter Bunny is missing. There were four cars in the area."
Oh no, not the Easter Bunny!

i am: a TV star!
i want: to be Bubbles of "The Powerpuff Girls."
i have: a phatty Tornado Red Golf R32 named Teufel.
i wish: Waterfest was every weekend.
i hate: when boys make me crazy and neurotic.
i wonder: when low-carb mania will go away.
i love: Vegas.
i always: am on VWVortex when I should be working.
i am not: sitting in traffic tonight. Woo!
i dance: the limbo when I'm drunk and hurt myself.
i sing: Motorhead loudly in the car and in my head while at work.
i cry: over boys. I hate it.
i am not always: careful or smart about common sense things.
i write: Reality Check.
i win: movie tickets from call-in contests on dorky radio stations.
i lose: guys in 10 days.
i confuse: myself with unnecessary drama.
i need: TiVo.
i should: wash the car soon.
i dream: about buttered popcorn at dance recitals. Somebody's gettin' it on!

As much as I wish I were Las Vegas, it's no surprise...
Take the quiz: "Which American City Are You?"

New York
You're competative, you like to take it straight to the fight. You gotta have it all or die trying.

Also, this is great. And it better be Sammy headlining because Evy and I are so there.

Woohoo! The show was a hit.
Check out my Web site.

It's almost 2 a.m. My show will be on in 12 hours.
I can't sleep. Neither can Ruffles.
That's all.

I think it's kinda ironic that my page-a-day German language calendar says this today:
"Nein, ich will einen Unfall vermeiden."
("No, I want to avoid an accident.")
Because today I left baby Teufel at home because it snowed AGAIN last night, and his summer tires just aren't cutting it. So, he will safely rest in hibernation until it stops snowing (Saturday if we're lucky).
Enough of this snow! I want spring. March stinks. Its only redeeming quality is March Madness. Nonstop college basketball for the next four days! Yay!

I'm starting to get nervous. My show is on this weekend! I've been waiting seven months for this. I finally get to be a TV star! I hope they don't make me look like too much of a dork.
Here's my site.
I just can't wait for the party.

Look! New pictures of Teufel.

And happy birthday, Mom! (Even though you are NOT reading this.)

CRANKERINA.

(Today's word was brought to you by Bunny.)

SAVE MARTHA!

I think I live in the Wild Kingdom. This morning I saw three dead skunks, a dead turkey and countless dead squirrels on the road. And this morning I had to dodge a rolling beer bottle on the Merritt Parkway while going about 85. That was scary.
Baby R32's first album is here!

His name is Teufel. (That's "devil" in German.)

This morning, about a mile from my house, I had to come to a screeching halt because a troop of wild turkeys came running and flying across the road. There must have been 20 of them. It was so bizarre. Today I wish I had a camera phone.

Go read my story about the Greenwich TV dad because he rocks.

You're Thailand!

Calmer and more staunchly independent than almost all those around you, you have a long history of rising above adversity.  Recent adversity has led to questions about your sexual promiscuity and the threat of disease, but you still manage to attract a number of tourists and admirers.  And despite any setbacks, you can really cook a good meal whenever it's called for.  Good enough to make people cry.
Take the Country Quiz at the Blue Pyramid

Well, no more shushing, because I think almost everyone knows about my secret.
Not that he's really a secret, since he's so loud and so red!
I'll have baby pictures soon. And then I'll reveal his name.
And last night I was dreaming about getting speeding tickets.
I am so happy.
Vroom!