W-I-D-E... & for grown-ups only

First, let's drool over my new wheels. Igor went up to Sleepers tonight and took photos of them for me.
Teufel is going to be one sexy R once these babies are on. Look at the tire shot. The rear wheel is in the foreground. Holy WIDEness. I can't wait!

Grown-up survey

The "Grown Up" Survey (Meant to be completed by those out of high school)
Tired of those surveys made up by high school kids? Here are 50 questions for the people who are a little more "mature"...

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
My Citibank Mastercard, especially now that my new wheels are on there.

2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Napa & Co. in Stamford.

3. Do you regret losing your virginity to who you lost it to?
No... but I still think he's gay!

4. If you could go back and change one thing what would it be?
... If I have to sit here and think about it for this long ... I guess nothing.

5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Mrs. O'Connor.

6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
I'd like to be drunk in Vegas with Paris Hilton at the Ghostbar or N9NE.

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
A baseball player.

8. How many colleges did you attend?
Two -- UConn and Pontificia Universidad Catolica Madre Y Maestra. (Ain't that a mouthful!)

9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
It's comfortable and the color of a mango.

10. GAS PRICES?
Whatever, just suck it up and deal. (More like Teufel sucks up that Sunoco Ultra and I deal.) It's not like I have a choice and it's not like I'm putting regular in the car.

11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you, where would it be and who would you take?
Some island with everyone I love would be nice, but how about Vegas, and I'll take Igor and Farley.

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
There's no alarm, and I maybe I thought it was the weekend?

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
The new "Real World: Sydney" looks good and sluttilicious.

14. Favorite style of underwear?
Whatever is on top of the pile.

15. Are you done having kids?
I'm happy with my dog right now, thanks.

16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Can I say sitting in traffic is a chore?

17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer?
Yes, I'd save all the homeless puppies of the world.

18. Get up early or sleep in?
Somewhere in between. I start to feel guilty if I sleep in.

19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Bubbles from the Powerpuff Girls.

20. Favorite thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
I don't know, hang out and watch NASCAR while Igor sleeps on the couch?

21. Have you found real love yet?
Yes.

22. When did you first start feeling old?
When I realized I used to babysit for kids born the same year as Igor!

23. Favorite 80's movie?
"Pee-Wee's Big Adventure."

24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Roast beef.

25. What do you get every time you go to Sam's Club?
The big box of Crystal Light iced tea mix.

26. Beach or lake?
Beach.

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
No.

29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Wrestling and reality TV... but since I'd be broke without them, how guilty can they be?

30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
"The Fast and the Furious."

31. What's your drink?
Really there are three, depending on where I am: Stoli Cosmo, Stoli Raspberry and soda, or white wine.

32. Cowboy's or Indian's?
Without a doubt, cowboys.

33. Cops or Robbers?
Cops.

34. Who from high school would you like to run into?
Hahah... Lou from the drumline.

35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
WICC 600AM. DORK.

36. Do you get along with your siblings?
YES!

37. The Cosby Show or The Simpsons?
I guess the "The Cosby Show," but whatever.

38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
I can't even answer this it's that bad.

39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
I LOVE TAPEY.

40. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Lindsay Lohan, so we could get smashed and then wreck some cars!

41. What is your hair color?
Natural blonde.

42. How often do you get paid?
Once a week, and every other week. (Who cares?)

43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
No.

45. Do you have a teddy bear?
Yay for Jiggs. ... Plus like 100 others.

46. Favorite song at the moment
"Lip Gloss" by Lil' Mama.

47. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
The O.C.

48. Do you go to church?
Not as much as I used to. I've become one of "those" awful Christmas and Easter Catholics.

49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
Neither, unless I can be a racecar driver, a socialite or Britney Spears' BFF.

50. Just how OLD are you?
29 and 8 months. EEEEEEEEK! :)