TELE, APPROXIMATELY THREE MONTHS, DIES IN HIS STAMFORD HOME
Tele the goldfish, a Stamford resident, died last week at his Springdale home. He was approximately three months old.
Tele died in the living room fish tank with Casper and Fatty by his side.
The exact cause of death is unknown; however, the family speculates foul play and quite possibly murder.
Tele had been hanging out in one corner of the fish tank for a few days, acting strange. But his family speculates he may have owed some past gambling debts to apparent tank master, Casper (aka "Sharky"). Casper suffered a brief illness (whitening of the fins) a few weeks ago, but survived. He's recenly been seen suspiciously hiding behind the rocks on the fish tank with a guilty look on his face.
Tele was a happy fish, frequenly wagging his fins and shaking what his mama gave him whenever human onlookers stopped by to say hello. He was large, and orange colored with black spots. He had protruding, round, telescopic eyes -- hence, the name "Tele." He was purchased at the Fish Bowl store in Springdale.
He is survived by Casper and Fatty, all of the living room fish tank.
In lieu of flowers, the family asks that you do a little shaky butt dance because Tele enjoyed watching people dance in front of him.