Enough snow already! Basta! I could go on and on about how it snowed and rained and got icy yesterday, and no one could get where they were going, but I won't. Maybe if we don't think about it or talk about it anymore, it will all go away and spring will come. Please!

Igor told me I have to write another fishy obituary. He told me Tele (of Tele, Casper and Fatty) went to fishy heaven, but he was laughing about it. I don't know if he's serious. I need more details.

Vegas. 35 days and counting. Let's go now!