I am never the one holding someone else's hair. But I am tonight! Dude, it's usually me tossin' it in the pretty porcelain white bowl. It's strange being on the other side, but OK. I am paying my dues. I love him and I just want to help him feel better.
Wow. Now I know what it feels like.

p.s. I got an iPod Shuffle. I should bring it in the bathroom for entertainment.