To add to the CRANK...
Igor and I got tickets today:
Go read about it, I posted it on vwvortex.com.

Not bad, I had a nine-year clean record until today when I followed my Speed Racer boyfriend onto an illegal road in Pound Ridge, N.Y., and got snagged. Damn KGB, they'll get ya in trouble every time.
I will contest it, and I will WIN! Muahahahahaha!
Jerks.