It's not Tuesday, but let's answer Laura's questions anyway.

either leave your answers or a link to your webpage with your responses.

Would you rather:
1. be covered head to toe with 500 mosquito bites OR find a leech attached to your genitals?
2. be blind for a month OR paralyzed for two weeks?
3. have a skin condition that forces you to wear a wool sweater year-round OR wool underwear?
4. only be able to speak in rhyme OR only be able to speak in haiku?

My answers:
1. The leech. Haven't they been used for medicinal purposes anyway?
2. Paralyzed for two weeks. I don't know why.
3. Wool sweater. Undies would be too itchy.
4. Rhyme, like Dr. Seuss.