Last night I took Ruffles outside and saw two people going up the street on Segways. Is that really necessary in little White Hills? Sure, it looks like fun, but how lazy can you be? If you're going to go for a stroll around the neighborhood, do it on your feet, not your Segway. Same goes for the lazy little boys on their super-loud, motorized scooters (some even have seats for extra-laziness) — the future ricers of America. Even Ruffles stopped to stare at the weird Segways, and he's half-blind.