i am: a TV star!
i want: to be Bubbles of "The Powerpuff Girls."
i have: a phatty Tornado Red Golf R32 named Teufel.
i wish: Waterfest was every weekend.
i hate: when boys make me crazy and neurotic.
i wonder: when low-carb mania will go away.
i love: Vegas.
i always: am on VWVortex when I should be working.
i am not: sitting in traffic tonight. Woo!
i dance: the limbo when I'm drunk and hurt myself.
i sing: Motorhead loudly in the car and in my head while at work.
i cry: over boys. I hate it.
i am not always: careful or smart about common sense things.
i write: Reality Check.
i win: movie tickets from call-in contests on dorky radio stations.
i lose: guys in 10 days.
i confuse: myself with unnecessary drama.
i need: TiVo.
i should: wash the car soon.
i dream: about buttered popcorn at dance recitals. Somebody's gettin' it on!