NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS 2004:
1. Use my electric toothbrush twice a day.
2. Start to learn German.
3. Learn CPR.

Let's see how I did with last year's:
New Year's Resolutions 2003
1. Take a bubble bath once a week. (Yes, in addition to daily showers.)
2. Be more financially organized.
3. Date only single people.
4. Seduce as many people as possible. (re: This quiz.) Must remember resolution No. 4 while doing so.
5. Be more courageous.

Let's say No. 4 worked out for the most part, as did No. 5. (Hey, I went on TV to learn how to — I think that qualifies as successfully completing Nos. 4 and 5!) Nos. 1-3 I didn't do so hot on.
And p.s.: I took the quiz again this year, and I got the same results. I'm not complaining.

Yesterday after German New Year's Eve hangover (too many Black Forest martinis), Amy and I dragged ourselves to the mall and the Sam Goody was going out of business. I got four CDs and a DVD for $11. The best 49 cents I've ever spent is on this, the Andrew W.K. "Tear It Up" single. Oh, but it's not just any single, it has two songs AND a bonus DVD with the videos for my THREE favorite Andrew W.K. songs, "Party Hard," "She is Beautiful" and "We Want Fun." AND the "We Want Fun" video is the BEST because it was shot at the "Jackass the Movie" wrap party, MEANING the cutest boy in the whole world, Bam, of course, is in it.
Whew.
Like I said, best 49 cents spent ever.