It's my party and I'll cry if I want to.
Hmpf.

According to Weather.com, "A Nor'easter is taking shape. A potent coastal low pressure system will bring significant accumulations to the Northeast for the duration of this weekend."
They're talking a foot of snow. Welcome to Connecticut, hope you brought your sled.

The sky is so gray and it's so cold. The snow's going to start any minute now. I'm ready. Otto has his snow boots on and we can tackle anything in a front-wheel drive six-speed. But I'm afraid Saturday's birthday plans in New York City may be affected by the weather. At least half of the partygoers will get snowed in (read: wimp out), and that makes me sad.
Oh well. I will be there. So will Bone, Heather and Bunny, that's for sure. And the four of us + martinis + crazy New York City snowstorm = Absolute madness.

So shut up, Kara. Stop whining.
Let's go party our snowpants off.