LOTS TO DISCUSS TODAY.
I LOVE the CAPS lately.
SO SUE ME.
GRRR.

No. 1: My producer from "Date Patrol" emailed me this:
Hi Kara -
Hope you are well - Your show is scheduled to air March 17th @ 10 pm.
I'll let you know if it changes but I don't expect it will.
OK, that SUCKS.
• March.
• Wednesday night.
• ST. FREAKING PATRICK'S DAY?!
Oh well, losers who aren't out drinking will be watching. At least it'll be rerun a hundred times.
But I WILL still have a party and you better believe we'll be drinking green beer.

No. 2: Today I strategically placed myself behind a Touareg this morning during my commute. It made me smile. But then I saw its unfortunate license plate. I guess they're on the "S"s now in Connecticut. 621.STD. Just go ahead and name your car "gonorrhea" now and get it over with.

No. 3: Three weeks from RIGHT NOW I will be on Austrian Airlines flight 7265 from Vienna to Berlin, where we will pick up a pretty little VW Golf and a few days later, drive to Wolfsburg. That's right, in 24 days we'll be at Autostadt for real life VW danceparty!

No. 4: Last week I made no weekend predictions, and although the weekend wasn't a huge success, remember I did meet the gay love of my life, Dennis Basso, so I can't complain.
This weekend let's shoot for: drunk Stammie with the kids, lots of partying in New York City since my brother is in town AND it's his birthday, tequila, 60 degree weather, an Otto wash if he's lucky, and maybe a knuckle sandwich IF I KEEP MY CAPS ON. If Amy doesn't PUNCH SOMEONE this weekend, I WILL.

No. 5: The sun moves into Sagittarius Sunday. Finally. Life should start making sense again. I can't wait!

p.s. Beth, I feel for you. Nevermind boys, PEOPLE ARE STUPID, throw rocks at them.
p. p.s. What did the mother say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
You're in my sun.