I have a lot to say about this morning's commute.
First, I couldn't take the Merritt Parkway because right after Exit 44 in Fairfield, someone put a stuffed animal that looked like Simba from "The Lion King" on top of a rock on the side of the road that everyone was stopping to look at, causing a worse than normal backup. Tommy, my favorite traffic guy on Star 99.9 said that someone should stop and get it, so traffic could return to normal. So some listener stopped and the Simba was GLUED to the rock. Whoever decided to turn the Merritt into the African plains is an ass and should be glued to the middle of the road (but not during rush hour).
Second, today's classic I-95 spotting: about a 50 foot stretch of the left shoulder was littered with long splinters of wood. Maybe there were some wild vampire slayings ala "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" in Southport last night?
Third, I saw a maroon, four-door Honda Civic with an upside-down license plate this morning. The numbers/letters were correct, just a normal three numbers/three letters combo. But the plate itself was upside down. The usual blue to white, top to bottom fade was white to blue instead. And the "Connecticut" and "Constitution State" were upside down and backwards. I wonder if she gets pulled over a lot? How did they let that slip? I want one! I think it should be a vanity plate option.

p.s.- Go check out my photos of Pride Weekend in New York City. It was an insanely good and gay time.