Today is Ruffles' birthday. He is 14! That's 98 in doggie years. That's older than Grandma!
I can't believe my baby is 98!
Not bad for being half-blind, half-deaf and a little bit wobbly. I can't believe his scary back surgery was over two years ago, too. You laugh, but his K-9 Cart totally saved his life. He'd be handicapped and in doggie diapers if he didn't have it. Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks? That doggie wheelchair taught an old dog how to walk again in just a few months. And it made him a neighborhood celebrity.
His other secrets to success? Luxury and arrogance — getting his hair and nails done every six weeks, having his laundry done every other day, sleeping on a Sealy Posturepedic pillowtop mattress, sunbathing, weekly car rides, two balanced meals a day, monthly photoshoots, his red sweater, and of course, not taking shit from anyone.
Yay for Ruffy! Happy Birthday!
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