Go read my column get your Reality Check!

So this morning on I-95 two state cops came barreling onto the highway in Westport. So I slammed on Otto's brakes, hoping they wouldn't catch the little silver bullet going 80+ mph (oddly, there was no traffic this morning) in the left lane. The staties didn't care, they just wanted to slow down traffic and make a clear path for the work trucks to safely enter the construction zone in Norwalk a few miles ahead. So Otto and I got right behind the staties with their flashing lights and the clear road ahead. We had our own police escorts to work this morning. I felt like the President of the United States. I decided I were president and had police escorts every morning, I'd still drive a Volkswagen. And I'd make the policemen drive VWs, too!