Aww, jeez. Know how some days you just can't stop using a certain word? Today's word seems to be "disaster." And when the word of the day is "disaster," it's not really a great day.
* Today we broke up with the karate people, and that was a guilt-ridden disaster.
* My friend is going through a nasty break-up, and it's a sad disaster.
* My glittery, liquid-filled CD case froze in the car overnight and spilled weird purple oils on my Monster Mats, which was a semi-disaster. Then I spilled the weird oils on my clean pants, which was more of a disaster.
* Crazy loud lady at work came running into the lunchroom and tripped on a chair. She didn't fall. But the sight of her prompted just one word: disaster. (At least she's a funny disaster.)
* "Married By America" premieres tonight on Fox. That will be a great reality TV disaster.
* I broke New Year's Resolution #3. Again. We are the ultimate disaster.
I hope tomorrow's word is something good like "pancakes" or "Volkswagens" or "Vegas."