I was floored when I read today's horoscope:
Tuesday, January 21, 2003
This is potentially one of the best days of the year, a day when you can do no wrong, a day when anything is possible, a day when everything goes right, no matter what you do wrong. It won't last, of course, but while it does you must make the most of it. So ask yourself: What would you do if you knew you could not fail?

So, what might I do today, the best of all days?
Why, I talk to Uncle Joey, that's what I do!

That's right, today at approximately 12:30 p.m., I, copy editor Kara, play the ace reporter role, and engage in my very first C-list celebrity interview with Dave Coulier of "Full House" fame. I spoke to him about "My Life is a Sitcom," the new reality show on ABC Family. (I spent last evening with the stars of the premiere episode — the Mozian family from Old Greenwich. They were sweet and inviting and hysterically funny. Go to www.joemozian.com — you will laugh.)
So I controlled myself and tried not to gush at Uncle Joey. It was very hard not to reveal the dirty little secret that I have always had a big crush on him. Nevermind cheesy fake rock-star Uncle Jesse (John Stamos). Uncle Joey is where it's at! I also did not tell him that as a preteen I used to sit home and tape every episode of "Full House" on Friday nights. Do you think maybe he'll do "Star Dates" on E!? As Kitty would say, I'd hit it.
Oh, swoon.
I'm going home and watching "Full House."

(The funny part is that you don't know if I'm really joking or not, do you?)